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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but its because school turns into wild parties and you don't get an education.

I wish my internet would function properly all the time and not just for parts of the day.
 
Granted, but then you actually took all the internet from the providers and world wide internet itself causing thousands of people to riot and cause chaos all throughout the world and in the end you get killed in the crossfire, all because you wanted internet.

I wish for a download button that isn't an Ad.
 
Granted, but it turns out to be a series of links that never ends until you tell it to be an ad/survey.

I wish that I had a cat that could have no negative effects on myself and the people I love.
 
Salt&PepperDiner said:
Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.

I wish I had a spaceship.
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So you're suggesting that I would be arrested for owning a mass-murdering cat, which would be a negative effect, so it breaks the parameters of my wish >:)

Granted; it flies you to the surface to the sun, although it wouldn't matter to you; you'd already be dead from a combination of the extreme heat and the cosmic radiation from flying to it.

I wish I was immune to injury, death, or any lethal activity against me.
 
Granted, but you now smell like poop for eternity.

I wish for one bottle of chocolate vodka.
 
Granted. It was stuffed with the vodka you poisoned.

I wish for an exploding chair.
 
Granted-in order to handle the cuteness, you must have all emotion removed from your body, forever.

I wish I had a Pop-Tart, that WASN'T poisoned, and DIDN'T attract wild carnivorous land sharks.
 
Granted, but it's the last Pop-Tart in the world and you are forever hated.

I wish that GameFreak/Nintendo would make a Hoenn remake (seriously, though, it's about time, guys...)
 
Granted, but you lose your first language.
I wish for a bag of Takis!
 
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