Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Skystrike]

Granted, they make all of two remixes before going back to their standard fare.

I wish for a longer attention span. ;o;

 

[MurkMire]

Granted, but your IQ is much smaller.

I wish to be a Disney Villain.

 

[inheartstaco]

granted, but you're only 3 inches tall

I wish I had infinite money for food

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, that money can only be used on food.

I wish for popularity.

(This can only go right.)

 

[inheartstaco]

Granted but now everyone likes you too much and has fallen in love with you, including all old people and german nazis

I wish for an infinite supply of highspeed wifi

 

[Skystrike]

Granted!

It's so fast, it's slow!

I wish for super slow wifi.

 

[inheartstaco]

Granted! It's so slow you go back in time and have to wear suspenders with every item of clothing ever

I wish a tv network would renew Heroes

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It is completely recasted and the story and plot are completely different as well.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Sonata]

Granted, you get Oatmeal Raisin Cookies with too much flour and inside of it are razorblades and lit firecrackers.

I wish that I could see through walls.

 

[inheartstaco]

Granted but now you can only see through walls and are blind when you turn towards anything else

I wish for a kitten that will cuddle me

 

[srinator]

granted but now you cant walk.

I wish i had all the powers of superman

 

[Empire]

granted but now you cant walk.

I wish i had all the powers of superman

Granted but water is your kryptonite.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world.

 

[Akiba]

Granted but now you can't open your eyes. :(

I wish I could control the flow of time.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but you can only make it super-fast. And this altered flow of time only affects you.

I wish that I could stay on vacation forever (I'm visiting my hometown right now.)

 

[Akiba]

Granted, but you can only vacation in one place.

(You'll stay in your hometown forever.)

I wish that I could have more time to do the things that I like to do.

 

[Ahri]

Granted b ut then you'll run out of things to do within a day.

I wish I found a proper job -.-

 

[Mew]

Granted, it gives you a pay of $0.01 per hour.
I wish that I was better at drawing.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you get so busy that you can only come online once a week.

I wish Scorched Slab gets expanded in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, and wild Pokemon appear there too.

 

[Nah]

Granted, but the explanation sucks and so do the wild Pokemon inside.

I wish today wasn't Monday.

 

[kirbasaur]

I wish that I had a cape.