Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Unknown#]

Granted. You are now visited by a group of psychopaths. Have fun!

I wish for some enchiladas.

 

[Dansparce]

Granted. You're now drowning in a sea of enchiladas.

I wish youtube would stop making crappy changes.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but it stays as crappy as it was after the changes and it stays that way forever.

I wish for a soul

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you get Voldemort's. :P

I wish for my very own authentic tiara. :3

 

[pokemaster9901]

Wish

Granted,but you will never be able to take it off.
I wish for more time to spend with my girlfriend

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you can't get a job.

I wish Scatman John was still alive.

 

[pokemaster9901]

Granted,but now you are married to him.
I wish for tacos

 

[Virtual Headache]

Granted, but they are made of plastic

I wish I could finish all the things I have to do in just one day.

 

[pokemaster9901]

Granted,but you had nothing to do for the rest of your life
I wish for a better mp3 player(apple sucks so iI have a plain one)

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But it was twice as expensive as an iPod, so now you're broke forever!

I wish that Sprint actually worked.

 

[pokemaster9901]

Granted,but you had no data plan as a result
I wish for ∞ McChickens

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they're old, soggy, rotten with pubes in it. xD

I WISH FOR NATHAN TO BE GOOFY AAAAGAIN!!!

 

[huntsman06]

Granted, but you have been accused of a horrible crime and have received a lifetime in solitary confinement.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you can only wish for a lifetime's supply of rotten gums for a light snack. >:D

I WISH FOR A THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO ME I'LL HAVE IT FOR ETERNITY~~~

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, but PC decided to ban you for eternity for having a THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL. :3

I wish that we can actually and finally discover real and living aliens from another planet. :3

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they're hostile and they obliterate our planet. :P

I wish for a cheese toastie with no added casualties! >:C

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but the are humans as well.

I wish for a 20 ft. Hotdog :P

 

[destinedjagold]

granted.
*burp*
oh, sorry. it was supposed to be for you? too bad~

I wish for a cookie. :3

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but it's a ¼ mm cookie

I wish for a credit card

 

[destinedjagold]

an expired one? okay~

now I wish for a time-controlling watch!