Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Gazza]

granted but the greatest alien killer ever sigourney weaver kicks your but

i wish for a bottle of jack

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you trip and drop it into a pit.
I wish for a knife to cut my muffins with.

 

[Gazza]

granted but the muffins cut you

i wish for an empty cup

 

[SolarAbusoru]

granted, but it gets filled with coca cola

I wish for a glass that's half-full, not half-empty

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then i drink it and it becomes more then half empty

i wish to be dating Angelina Jolie

 

[Jijaba]

Granted,but someone gets jealous and kills you.

I wish that my wish didn`t have anything bad happen!

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then i causes ure favorite person to die

i wish i wasnt not of the undead

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because that was mah next wish
I wish I wasnt sick

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you get cancer.
I wish I could stop crying.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but you start laughing uncontrollably for no reason.

I wish my eyes would let me read large paragraphs right now.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but your brain over loads due to too much knoledge intake and your head explodes


i wish i was a spinda.

 

[Vyro]

Granted, but you are so dizzy you can never move again.

I wish for Waluigi.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but Waluigi wishes to be rid of you and gets the good wish granter to do it. thus, no more Waluigi for you!

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

You didn't make a wish O:

I wish i had new sexy awesome magical epic desu headphones ono

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

granted, but you break them yet again. Clumsy Rey. -,-

I wish it would snow...

 

[Gazza]

Granted but you get snowed in and can't get out of teh house until boxing day

i wish i was on the laptop snd not the wii

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's an ancient laptop which is extremely slow and is missing the space bar.

I wish Gorbachev never became General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but then you explode for no good reason.

I wish I didn't cop out on my corruption on ^'s wish.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because i feel evil

i wish i was more evil then i alredy am