Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your new tiny saw commonly seen in jewelry stores and used to cut chains and such.

I wish for Night Lights.

 

[Benjamin510]

Granted, but they show images of me killing you.

I wish my saw was big.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You now have exceptional hindsight and retrospect for things you saw.

I wish to ride the Dream Disco Express.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted. However, that's at Platform 3 4/9ths, and your ticket says 9 3/4ths. We apologize for the inconvenience.

I wish I 40 lbs. of mangoes, on purpose.

 

[myrrh25]

Granted, but you now look like a Bidoof.

I wish I didn't have to do a Spanish exam today.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. Your spanish teacher is in the middle of the road with lots of traffic! Hee! heee! Isn't that so evil?

I wish myrrh's Spanish teacher revived. I regreted this corrupted wish!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, now he has to take his Spanish exam. NICE GOING PAL.

I wish for a Rabbit Foundation.

 

[Metamon]

Granted, but rabbits will chase you untill the Foundation is breaked.

I wish for Ditto taking over the world!

 

[hayner225]

Granted, but ditto's start taking the form, along with the intelligence of humans. And their goal, domination of the world.

I wish you can drive at the age of 15

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but Serpentera bombs Earth.

I wish I was A POWAH RANGER! :D

 

[Eldrei]

Granted. But your character is Pink Ranger!!!!

I wish I can sp33k weeaboo Japanese!! ^_^

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, But i have no idea what that is so igive you a fangirl instead.

I wish no Shirt no service did not exist.

This is the Altair 8800, an early computer that could come pre-manufactured or as an electronics kit:

Granted. But your character is Pink Ranger!!!!

I wish I can sp33k weeaboo Japanese!! ^_^

Granted, but it comes out so broken that people in Japan think you're threatening them.

I wish I had a LinnDrum, a drum machine made in 1982:

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but then it catches on fire. R.I.P. old memories.

I wish for a Magic 8 Ball.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Its magic is that you can channel... ME! LET'S HOPE I WON'T ACT SNARKY THOUGH.

I wish for Chinese Tea.

 

[Jordan]

Granted. They were brewed last year.

I wish for two peanuts.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to them.

I wish the present wasn't so lame.

 

[Åzurε]

Granted. The present isn't lame due to Pokemon actually existing. However, this means the future is essentially screwed.

I wish for an ASHPD.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it's in a very hidden place.

I wish I was a girl.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but then it catches on fire. R.I.P. old memories.

Dag-nabbit! There goes my dream as a techno musician... Naw, just joking.

I wish I was a girl.

Granted, but no guys want to go out with you. I'm sorry, missy. :)

Since I can't have a LinnDrum that doesn't catch on fire, I wish had a TR-909 (on the left), or a TR-808, preferably the 909:

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Within seconds of his becoming real, he is killed by:
A. Rabbid fangirls
B. Rabbid fanboys
C. Extreme haters
D. All of the Above

I wish for Afternoon Tea Time.