Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[destinedjagold]

Granted but you weren't there... =(

I wish to make a wish. ^^

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted but it's broken.

I didn't want to do this, but I guess I'll just have to start pinching pennies for a 909 that actually works... Ah well. C'est la vie.

I wish to make a wish. ^^

Granted, but then your second wish can't come true, as you've wasted a wish.

I wish I had a dog. A Siberian Husky, to be exact.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it run away forever after you receive it.
I wish for mind reading powers.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of fish.

I wish I was smarter than Stephen Hawking.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, you are bothered for life.
I wish for a snail to call my own.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Snail???? O_o..... granted, but then you step on it?

I wish my television was bigger.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted. It's on the side of a building in Japan, and everyone can see what you're watching.

I wish people would stop calling my pocket watch a "compact." It's really getting on my nerves.

 

[Anti_Secret]

Granted, but then animals start calling it a compact.

I wish I would stop getting this thread and the pokemon version thread mixed up.

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Granted but then Pokemon all together becomes non-existent.

I wish I was a girl.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but he has an obsession with himself and can never love anyone but himself.

I wish I had a tree that actual money grows from.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but the currency is Monopoly money.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but the only place you can teleport isn't on this planet, and you have no way of returning to Earth.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but you can only use it to shove things up yourfhgsdisd.

I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted

 

[donavannj]

ERROR! THIS WISH CANNOT BE PROCESSED BY THE WISH-GRANTING MACHINE. THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A DRAWBACK TO THESE WISHES. *the wish-granting machine sets your pants on fire*

I wish I had a sandwich right now.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but the sandwich contains my flaming pants.

I wish that the required drawbacks to these wishes did not affect me.

 

[donavannj]

Your wish cannot be granted as stated. That would defeat the purpose of this game, which is to have a wish horribly corrupted by another user.

I wish I had a random cool new tech toy.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but its battery explodes.

I wish my wishes would get corrupted.

 

[Team_SJK]

Corruption granted. That was way too easy.

I wish I could enter the world of The Matrix, just for one session.

 

[Mew~]

Your wish has been granted!

You get shot in the head whilst making tea in a cool, matrix slowmo way :D

I wish I was in an awsome televison show!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, Glee extra number 888.

I wish for Sugar Sweet Strawberry.