Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Team_SJK]

Your wish has been granted!

You get shot in the head whilst making tea in a cool, matrix slowmo way :D

If you want me to survive, you had better get me to the hospital at once, and then disconnect that lead from the back of my neck after I'm healed. :)

I wish for Sugar Sweet Strawberry.

Granted, but it's so sweet that it makes you sick.

I wish my decrepit old acoustic guitar was a brand-spanking new electric guitar that looks like the "Frankenstrat" played by Eddie Van Halen.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish for a snake to call my own.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Corruption granted. That was way too easy.

Bahaha that's exactly what I wanted. It's like... a paradox, man...

Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish for a snake to call my own.

Granted, but it's a balloon animal.
I wish I could rescue kittens.

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but there's a naked girl beside the kittens.

I wish I can fly.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but you end up being caught in the tentacles of a creature from space during your first flight and it violates you.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound. /lulz, hes a nerd

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but you're a nerd.

I wish people could stop calling me pervert. Actually I aaaamm!!! >.<

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but they forget a few minutes later when they see what you went off to go watch.

I wish I had a healthy sleep pattern.

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but you will have a nightmare adventure with

.

I wish I could tell Nica I love her.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but your computer crashes immediately afterward.

I wish I had a wonderful, funderful money tree. :D

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but after you spent your money it will turn into ashes.

I wish I can kiss Nica.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted but your face melts and falls off.
I wish I could run a six minute mile.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but your legs explode right afterwards.

I wish I had a theme again D,:

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but it doesn't turn out as expected, and you revert back to what you have now.

All jokes aside, I hope you can find a new theme pretty soon. It's not that I didn't like the old one, but the way it is now looks a little too bare to me.

Back on topic:
I wish I had a normal USB port on my camera, rather than that tiny SD card slot.

 

[Zylasn]

Granted, but now your camera's usb slot doen't work.

I wish I could have a Nintendo Wii right about now...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you have no games and wii remotes.
I wish for a puppy so I get my allergies flared up.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. It comes with an allergy trapping non-escapable cage with the puppy inside it.

I wish Hatsune Miku can sing in English really well.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but everybody dies.
I wish nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. BUT EVERYBODY DIES.

I wish for Zombi xtc.

 

[Uboa]

Granted. But your brain is nommed upon his/her arrival.

I wish Rena Ryuugu was real and that we could have a tea party with Uboa. ; A;
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[Eldrei]

Granted, but she's naked.

I wish HTML code is on.