Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted and they turn out to be robots.

I wish that Akuroma gets an epic-cool dub name when B2/W2 comes out in America...

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. His name is Dub Name.

I wish I had a working laptop.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but it's full of a bunch of.....interesting....pictures of children that gets you arested.

I wish for a Wii U

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but just what is that?

I wish I can fly

 

[♣Gawain♣]

You could fly, but you will be struck by one of Zeus' lightning bolts.

I wish I could wish some wish so that my wish could be "wishable".

 

[U.Flame]

Granted. Your wish is like a real wish now. You can hope, but it won't happen.

I wish for a Derpy plushie.

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

Accepted, but it munches your face off.

I wish for some curly fries.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and it turns out to be paper strips. You can't eat that...

I wish that people with disabilities get more awareness.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You could fly, but you will be struck by one of Zeus' lightning bolts.

I wish I could wish some wish so that my wish could be "wishable".

OBJECTION!

Zeus is from mythology, therefore, he can't corrupt the flying wish!

As for ^ you, granted, but those people are averse to speaking in public.

I wish that this wish would get corrupt.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you have to eat tacos as punishment.

I wish for a pie.

 

[SS01]

Granted, but I smash you in the face with it.

I wish for a PS Vita.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll have Gameboy instead.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you start wanting a complementary PS3.

I wish that the Eurozone crisis never happened...

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it'll get worse.

I wish for a Legendary Volibear skin.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but you have to eat tacos as punishment.

OBJECTION!

I like eating tacos! It can't be punishment!

Oh and ^, granted, but you lost it. Whatever the heck that is...

I wish for something... big.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, and it's a giant Snorlax that can't fit in your bedroom, and it's like the Kool Aid guy just busting in..."OH YEAH!"

I wish I had a Klang or a Klink... doesn't matter.

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Granted, but they do ABSOLUTELY... NOTHING.

I wish that Pokemon R/S/E would be for the GB.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then everyone will start hating the graphics.

I wish that every US state would recognize gay marriage...

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted. But gays would eventually return to become males again.

I wish something would happen right now.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, and then you eat ... zee Pokemon as un SNACK!

I wish I knew why my foot fell asleep...