Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[WriteThemWrong]

congratulations but you went crazy with the floor manipulating that you have nothing to stand on and fall all the way down to the earths core

I wish for a palm tree that grows pokemon cards only

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it only grows halves of cards and they are all the bottom halves of a Magikarp Card.

I wish for quick reflexes.

 

[True Reign]

You now have fast reflexes, but at the price of being slow in every other category.

I wish for one million dollars.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted you get a million US dollars but the world switches to yen right as you get it

i wish for dudez-a-plenty

 

[Ashbox]

OK...but they disappear....

i wish for apple pie

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it was made with poisonous apples and so it is a poisonous apple pie.

I wish for Armagedon.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted you get the movie on dvd starring bruce willis and ben affleck in a sci-fi thriller about a meteor on a collision course with earth and sure to end all life if it hits.

i wish for a pop up book

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, it's a blank book where all the pages pop-up.

I wish for peace.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's on the Grand Line. You have to sail there first.

I wish I that my hands weren't frozen atm.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Instead they're literally on fire.

I wish for total anihilation.

 

[True Reign]

Of ants?

I want to have superpowers.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Just go down to the Superpower thread at the bottom of this forum :P.

I wish for an Ice cream social.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. It turns out all of the ice cream has peanuts in it, and then you find out you're allergic to peanuts. Lalala...

I wish no one can corrupt this wish.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, there's no specified wish to corrupt. Therefore, there's no specified wish to grant either.

I wish I knew why I just got this bad feeling.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the reason why is because something horrible is about to happen...

I wish I what was about to happen that gave ^ a bad feeling.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. But you forget.

I wish that the next person who denies my wish wouldn't be able to wish...(Hehehe...Like before, my plan will work :bandit: )

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, your wishes are never denied. In exchange, you can't deny anyone else's wishes either. If you do, your wish is null and void.

I wish I could try a burger from White Castle.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. The burger is extremely burnt, and has toenails on it. But you don't want to waste your money...

I wish that the person who grants this wish can't wish anymore...(Hehehe)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

There is no specified wish to grant, so there is no specified wish to corrupt either. It is neither granted or denied.

I wish that thread derailment would stop.

 

[Ashbox]

no derailing eh???? !~~~<[=WISH DENIED=]>~~~! >=]

i wish for more lulz