Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but they're all Magikarps that can't evolve

I wish that I could get away from Cinnabar Island...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Oreburgh Mine any better?

I wish I could give rep to that certain someone already.

 

[Zelda]

Granted. Go ahead and give it to them now, if you want. =D

I wish I was on an island that didn't rain so much...

 

[SPEEDIE]

Granted but a Tsunami comes along and wipes out the whole island

i wish the secret key wifi event started a day earlier aka tomorrow

 

[starlightartist]

Granted But They're All Fakes That Brake Your Game
I Wish Rotom Was In SSBB

 

[crobatdeluxe]

It is, but you can only get it by an event that requires you to fly to outer space.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Have fun in boot camp.

I wish for a figgy pudding.

 

[Surf]

Granted but then you get eated!

I wish that I could sing.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It causes people's ears to bleed and/or go deaf.

I wish I had a 4 GB micro SD card.

 

[Shasjas]

Granted. It causes people's ears to bleed and/or go deaf.

I wish I had a 4 GB micro SD card.

granted but it asplodes in your face

i wish for another wish

 

[Tracemander]

Granted, but you have to do a silly dance and fall out of a skyscraper before you get it.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's incredibly lazy and does nothing but lie on the floor all day.

I wish I had an in-advance copy of the finished Heart Gold/Soul Silver.

 

[Zero°]

Granted, but then Chuck Norris round house kicked it back to Japan >8)

I wish I could find chuck norris on the internet...

 

[Raaji]

Granted, but then he would round house kick you through the computer.

I wish all stupid ads on the interwebz was gone!

 

[Zero°]

granted but the advertisements began to follow you in reral life.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of milk that never rots and nesquik

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The nesquik rots and the milk is made from soy.

I wish for an empty trash bag.

 

[Zero°]

granted, but the rest of your house is full of trash

I wish I was a lvl 20 Archsage with ultimate magic and skill

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. End-boss with maxed out Res lols at your face. Also, you have an E Rank in Tomes.

I wish for a wooden sword.

 

[Zero°]

granted, but then the black knight owns you with his Alonite, using a critical and his Luna skill

i wish i didn't forget my wish :(

 

[Vie]

not granted, you will never remember anything but the sentence 'akuma owns us all' :D

I wish that trees survive. :3