Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He microwaves everything in your house. Including you.

I wish for Charcoal.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it's tasty, and you look weird eating it.

I wish I had cake. Cake that isn't a lie.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. It's got over 9000 calories.

I wish I could make one wish here that wouldn't be horribly corrupted and would actually come true.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a wish that's already a corruption in itself though. Like wishing Pokemon sucked or that everyone at Game Freak dies.

I wish for Rainy Day, Rainy Sky.

 

[DXrobots]

Granted but its Acid rain

I wish I had Alpha 5

 

[lionrt60]

Granted but it crashes after the 1st 2 mins (if ur talking about what I think u are)

I wish my pokemon trade thread got a lot of attention

 

[Loxius]

Granted but it crashes after the 1st 2 mins (if ur talking about what I think u are)

I wish my pokemon trade thread got a lot of attention

Granted but it's all bad attention and you are eventually banned from playing pokemon ever again.

I wish I could poop.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are a YouTube Pooper. All of your videos are extremely disliked because it's the same CD-i Mario/Zelda game lines used over and over

I wish that this wish had lyrics.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. But the singer happens to be really screechy, annoying, and unpopular with anyone who isn't a seven year old girl, which makes it rather embarassing that your ever wished that wish.

I wish for MS-DOS 5.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but MS-DOS 5 will ask you to upgrade to Windows 7.

I wish I forgot I came to the Super Mario Party Website Forum, because I was pernamently banned from it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now, with all the reasons that you got banned at that forum erased from your memory, you've essentially learned nothing and act in the same way that got you banned there in here. Getting you infractions and/or a ban here.

I wish to Shoot the Lights.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. You have a gun with light bullets. Please enjoy and don't shoot anyone.

I wish I can turn 20 and become a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

 

[Hacky]

Granted, but due to budget reasons, it is now "Who wants to make us Millionaires"

Wish I had a Kryptonite mine.

 

[Team_SJK]

Wish I had a Kryptonite mine.

Granted, but all of your physical strength is gone and Lois Lane has to get you out of there before you lose your consciousness.

I wish there weren't so many annoyingly pointless ads on most of my free iPod apps. I swear, they take up like half the screen.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, now they are annoying useful ads that take up the whole screen.

I wish for the ability to grant wishes to myself.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. You can grant wishes to rich people only.

I wish there was only one language in the entire world.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It has rabies. Before being put down, you and your friends are dead infected with it.

I wish for an R! T! S!

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but your computer explodes.

I wish Melvin would give me one of his famous hugs.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. He will come here in 4 days to hug you.

I wish the speed limits would change.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Play Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing.

I wish for a Night of Nights.