Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's totally ugly, like enough so you don't even want to be seen with it, and little girl's dreams everywhere are crushed when they learn just what a real unicorn looks like.

I wish I had a copy of The Breakfast Club on tape so I could watch it tomorrow.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but there's no way to watch it, because you've been taken away everything you own. Equivalent Exchange.

I wish for cookies!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted. But it tastes like a cardboard. And it burns your tongue.

I wish I had a cake.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. The cake is a necessary piece of evidence for an investigation of a string of home invasion robberies, so the cops confiscate it before you can have a bite.

I wish GM would bring back Pontiac and Oldsmobile.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but they are old and rusty

what is pi x 42

 

[A Pixy]

Wish invalid.

I wish I were super-special awesome. o3o

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you were too unspecific, so you were turned into a talking spade instead.
You know work on a touring circus that travels from exhibition to exhibition.

I wish stars were purple. Now that'd impress the ladies. :D

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Their shorter wavelength also leads to more emissions of x-rays. Which leads to more cancer. We all die.

I wish for the creative juices to flow.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, you spill them and lose it all.

I wish that someone had bumped this thread up earlier.

 

[Maraala]

Granted, but if it was the world would of exploded...

I wish Glaceons and Gardevoirs were real!

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. They use their powers of psychic and ice to terrorize the local mall.

I wish the financial aid department at my school wasn't full of idiots.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but they are crotchety old people.

i wish that i could fly

 

[whodathunk]

granted but it has rabbis

i wish i didn't know so many spongebob quotes

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, now you know a lot of pointless trivia about 80's computers like I do, and people think you're crazy! :D

I wish for the egg peeler that's on the telly right now.

 

[whodathunk]

granted but it peels your eggs into another dimention

i wish the new tdwp (The Devil Wears Prada for those of you that don't know) album would come out now.

 

[redsaber5859]

Granted, but you have no life due to listening to it over and over again

I wish i was a mod of the Pokecommunity forums and nobody could do anything bad to me and i wouldnt go insane

 

[Maraala]

Granted, but its in another time and space

I wish i had a Growlithe to snuggle

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it uses flamethrower on you.

I wish I could find my copy of The Last Don.

 

[redsaber5859]

granted, but it crashes the system

i wish i was sitting at my computer, typing, NOTHING COULD GO WRONG, and being logged in as redsaber5859 on the Pokecommunity forums, right now

 

[Pave Low]

Granted, but you get a 24 hour Power Cut

I wish that I had a million £ protected in a Bullet Proof, Special Lighted, Heat Proof, Unbreakable, EXTREMELY Sealed Glass case.