Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[LordVaati]

ok...but the memorycard is only 64kb

i wish for mudkips

 

[syyyr]

Your best friend gets them.

I wanna be girl for one day =D

 

[Reddo]

Huh... you turn into a girl...

but you are the Sleeping Beauty...

and you waste your whole day... XD

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for a cookie (please, equivalences of God...)

 

[Reddo]

Granted... you get a cookie... but it's made with slugs... *vomits*

(Everytime... I forget to post a wish... XD)

I wish for getting a Fierce Deity Mask.

 

[teejermiester]

Granted, but then it gets stuck to your face and you can't take it off.

I wish I had a puppy

 

[The Last One]

granted: but it's a Pit Bull and it ripes your face off

I wish for the next poster after me to die

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted. Prepare to wait. A lot.

I wish for Fate Avveruncus' powers! >:D

 

[Chad -]

Granted, but Negima stops you!

I wish for eternal life!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

It would be granted, but because you said "Negima", which hints that you either think the main character goes by that name, making you noobish, or that you meant the negima club, making it make more sense, but still being weird, it's not granted.

I wish for st00f.

 

[The Last One]

~granted~ uh.. i think it crushes you now

wishes for a pair xD

 

[Chad -]

You're right, his name is Negi. I watched this anime like 3 years ago, so I'm not noobish..I forgot.

Granted. But he/she will leave you x(

I wish for a green sky!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but because you had seen the anime, and not the manga, the sky turns pink.

I wish for moar st00f.

 

[The Last One]

~granted but an elephant crushes you~

i wish Megan Fox was In love with me and would never leave!

 

[Chad -]

Granted. But I come and steal her!

I wish I can enter the Internet world!

 

[The Last One]

~granted but you get stuck in a dora the explorer game~

i wish for the next poster to die as soon as the post

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. As if I had life to begin with.

I wish that I could share my patience with the impatient.

 

[The Last One]

~granted now you have to share it with me~ xD

i wish for world peace xD

 

[Chad -]

Granted. But the world doesn't wish that ><

I wish for a pizza-made castle.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

^^ Granted, enjoy your peas.

^ Not granted :D

I wish for various internet joke references.