Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Melody]

Granted, but now you lose your capability to tell the difference between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. >D

I wish I had a limitless supply of money.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but then the world switches to a new money system, leaving your money absolutely worthless.

I wish Steve Jobs was cute. (Yeah, speaking of Steve Jobs. xD)

 

[Melody]

Granted, but this operation, much like any great magical undertaking...comes with a price.
Bill Gates loses ALL of his cuteness, charm, money, intelligence and even his masculinity. >D

I wish I could shape shift into whatever I wanted, without being stuck in that form or being in any mortal danger.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

^Were that the case, I'd surely take back that wish. xD!

Granted, but just because you aren't stuck in that form doesn't mean you aren't stuck in a huge tin box near the center of the Earth (it's heatproof. :D) in the 1800's, where a cell phone won't work. Plus, there's no food in there, and there's twelve hungry bears in the box. And one of them has rabies. The bears are all on fire, too, and there's gasoline all over the floor of the box. BUT! The box makes you immortal, so you aren't in mortal danger. You're just in immortal danger. And the bears are immortal, too. :D
...Basically, you're immortal and stuck in a box for eternity. But you can still shapeshift! :D

I wish I wasn't too lazy to get the remote.

 

[Melody]

Granted, but you find that the batteries are dead in the remote, you have no batteries in the house. Going to the store, you find that there are no batteries for your specific remote within a 5000 mile radius of your house. When you leave the store disgusted, your car, along with everyone else's is broken. \o/

I wish I were a girl. :3

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. This is what you look like.

I wish people were more laid back on enforcing forum rules...

 

[Jayster23]

Granted. But then the forum went into anarchy and Riots started out everywhere.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake

 

[Rinna]

Granted, but it's covered with roaches.

I wish for a mansion

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. I looted the place.

I wish life didn't suck so dang hard.

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Granted, but your families lives began to suck.

I wish Freeza blew Earth into little tiny pieces.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but the Z-fighters save the day as usual and they make a wish on the dragonballs to make everything normal again.

I wish that I can use Action Replay codes and savestates IRL.

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Granted, but you glitch out and die the moment you use one.

I wish Crimson Echoes wasn't C&D'd.

 

[Everyone Esplode Noaw]

Granted, but I don't have any idea what that is, so you instead get...
Oshawott

I wish I had a pony with indestructible horse-ness.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. However it's bones are delicate and break easy. Hey at least it won't die on you unlike other horses.

I wish I had more time to complete this art assignment...

 

[mishy.]

Granted, but when you finally finish it, you get an 'F'.

I wish there was a Prequel to the same 'Tales of Symphonia'

 

[Riku]

Granted, but the lead characters are dubbed by your least favorite voice actors ever.


I wish that I'll pass my exams with flying colors next week~

 

[Sonikku]

Granted but then you fail because your magic flying colors helped you cheat.

I wish that the new volume of my favorite manga was out now.

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted it's out but you have no money and your parents wont give you some.Or your friends.

I wish for kirby epic yarn.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. As soon as you get it, Kirby steals it back and flies off.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted at all.

 

[Everyone Esplode Noaw]

Granted, but George Bush does it anyway.

I wish I where a flying mystical moose with indestructible everything and a giant laser on my back.