Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but you would mistake it for an ice cream cone and go to prison for animal cruelty (they call pokemon animals so apparently an ice cream cone is a pokemon too...)

I wish I had a dollar even tho I got 80 dollars lol.
 
Granted but that will attract all the ants and they will grow into giant killer ants and eat your ice cream and they will shrink once its gone and crawl inside your mouth and eat you from the inside out because you are made of ice cream.

I wish I wasn't so harsh toward others in this thread.

Granted but that will attract all the ants and they will grow into giant killer ants and eat your ice cream and they will shrink once its gone and crawl inside your mouth and eat you from the inside out because you are made of ice cream.

I wish I wasn't so harsh toward others in this thread.
 
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Granted...but you turn into the Mummy from that Mummy movie, and then some little kid (faking an accent) goes and asks for his mummy, and you get paranoid thinking he's talking about you, when he's not...

I wish those ants were really chocolate chips instead...that don't eat people.
 
Granted. It's George W. Bush's porn stash that's leaked instead. Giddyup.

I wish the world of Grand Theft Auto was real.
 
Granted and then you get a King's Rock and Water Stone and you have to decide between them.

I wish people stop complaining about the Unova starters, especially saying Serperior is awesome, Samurott is ok and Emboar is terrible.
 
Granted, you do get the back massage then, a roided up dude comes in and snaps your spine so you will now be posting in a wheelchair.

I wish when I was playing my Pokemon Soul Silver that I could speed through battles.
 
I wish for the same thing but cant find anything bad about it...
I got one.... all the little kids would cry because there would be no more new episodes to watch and all the parents would complain just like they did with the game corner with the gambling and there would be no more pokemon.

I wish for the same thing as hikari but not what I said lol
 
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