Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you hear people singing "45" (guess where I got that idea from)

I wish that at the end of Vampire Knight, I want Yuuki to side with Zero and not Kaname.

 

[mineox100]

Granted, the show is now the worst because no one like that ending.

I wish I was a spriter who could do an awesome sprite in 10 seconds or less.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you're eating raisin bran and your brother can't find his roach collection.

I wish nothing would stop me.

 

[droomph]

But then you can't stop and sleep after you've had your fill.

I wish that I could eat numbers.

 

[Tails05]

Granted, but they're all negative and you die of starvation.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[fatcatfuller]

Granted but it explodes!


I wish I was in kanto.

 

[Outkin]

Granted. You're naked in the middle of the Safari Zone.

I wish I could shoot lazer beams!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you accidently zapped your trophies.

I wish for a 100 pound slice of bacon.

 

[Outkin]

Granted. A giant piece of bacon falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish for chocolate, lots of it.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Yeah, that was FOXDIE chocolates.

Granted, Nobody was interested in seeing it.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[Tails05]

Granted, but they kill each other and all life on Earth because of the millions of fans wanting to have Pokemon battles

I wish that wishes were never corrupted.

 

[Unknown#]

I think I'll pass on granting this one, in thus corrupting your wish.

I wish they made Megaman X9.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for a real life Kool Aid Man.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, a midget grandma peers in the window every day.

I wish that being a loser is considered epic.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, But you don't know how to close them, and she's still looking.

I wish that there was a pokemon game on the Orange Islands.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get a card from yourself. FOREVER ALONE!

I that trollfaces would stop randomly popping up.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. Suddenly, the You Don't Say guy pops up now.

I wish I can fly.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then you get shot out of the sky for flying in restricted air space.

I wish I had a better place to put my printer.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then it suddenly uses Rollout on you.

I wish for everyone to actually love the Facebook Timeline.

 

[Limanya]

granted, but then iit get2 deleted.

ii wii2h home2tuck update2 were a lot fa2ter.