Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but then the Pokemon have rampages, and then Walmart has Jigglypuffs all over the place, singing, putting all the shoppers to sleep and then draw on their faces with markers from the Crayola boxes in the aisles.

I wish I had some markers to color in my drawings.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but the markers have a mind of their own and end up drawing nothing but pic after pic of a drunken Ted Nugent ice skating.

I wish for a death ray.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you end up slaying so many people someone starts comparing you to the Norwegian mass killer Anders Breivik.

I wish that all Professors research every Pokemon...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Denied, becuase they already have and did.

I wish that someone from Pokecommunity would give me a hug *sigh*

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but then I stab you.

I wish for a talking teddy bear.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it acts just like Chucky.

I wish that something exciting will happen on here!

 

[Trialz]

Granted: Now the CIA know what you are doing at all times!

I wish for a 1st edition shadowless base set 1 booster box!!

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But its fake!

I wish for a new PS2.

 

[CyanFlame]

Granted, but a spirit haunted it, and after playing it for a day it haunts you in your sleep, dragging your soul to the underworld, doomed to stay there forever...

I wish for a pony!

 

[ZalelikesCookies]

Wish granted, but it was an annoying my little pony that sang the theme song over and over again then you killed yourself

I wish for a maid

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it turns out to be Ash.

I wish everyone would start joining lesser-known Pokemon forums...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but only those forums that you joined get the new members.

I wish that I was on here more often...

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Granted! But... the internet crashed. So does your computer.

I wish I could get a higher rank! :P

 

[CyanFlame]

Granted, but you get to high of a rank and you are being hunted down by a hacker who could never rank up and he won't leave you alone until someone's in a body bag...

I wish for a Pokemon game with customizable sprites.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it's expensive.

I wish that that game she wished for wasn't expensive :(

 

[★Midnight★]

Granted and it isn't expensive, but then it has glitches and you break it.
I wish to be hungry.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but where is the food?

I wish for food so that she can replunish her hunger.

 

[★Midnight★]

Granted, but Munchlax eats it.
I wish for my WiFi to work.

 

[CyanFlame]

Granted, but you spill juice on your router (Or whatever you use)
I wish for Pokemon to be real and not rabid and have nothing wrong with them. EVER. (And they don't die either)

 

[★Midnight★]

Granted, but their stuffed animals. xD
I wish for Pokemon not to be stuffed.