Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. You sat on it for an hour or so.

I wish that I was an adminstrator in the forums

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then people start hating you cos you're a Snorlax fan.

I wish that the Vanillite line got more love... (they're so cute!)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted... It gets more attraction than other evolution lines.

I wish for a hot tub.

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

Granted, but it's ice cold.

I wish to be Cilan's assistant. ^o^

 

[Twilight-kun]

turns out he doesn't like girls

I wish BW2 was out already

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, It has been released... In Japan.

I wish nothing could stop me.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then someone says "Objection!".

I wish that the anime-style B2/W2 trailer became an actual anime series.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. The trailer airs on t.v. and Nintendo calls it an anime series o.o

I wish to possess my very own ban hammer.

 

[Limanya]

granted. iill make joke2 about how iit burn2.
then iill diie.
then youll feel terriible.

ii wiish more people read home2tuck.

 

[TornZero]

Granted, but now no one reads anything else. You can imagine the consequences.

I wish I had cancer.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it's prostate cancer.

I wish that people aren't stupid in making these wishes -.-

 

[Limanya]

Granted. Now only you make stupid wishes.

I wish i had SO MUCH HOMESTUCK STUFF

 

[-Grayscale-]

Granted. But now that's all you'll ever get.

I wish I had the power to take over the world!

 

[Limanya]

Granted. Then it gets destroyed and we all move to Alternia.

I wish there was an Homestuck Anime!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish I had more posts then what I have now.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you have so much activity you get invited somewhere.

I wish that all bishies had attractive GIF images.

 

[Twilight-kun]

Hnnnnnng, sexy Cgeren Sig

anyway...granted, but they're all malformed Chibis drawn is MS paint

I wish the Pokemon Anime was more like the Animated BW2 Trailer

that was...pure eye sex

God I love N >///>

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

Okay, but all the U.S. and English translated versions are censored and rated 3 year olds -

I wish to meet the Shadow Triad.

 

[Twilight-kun]

W-wha...what...I don't...how could you...

anywho, granted, but they're not interested in girls...(shame)

oh, and they refuse to talk to you...because...stuff

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You did not make a wish.

I wish that won't ever happen again, you hear?