Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[xelarator]

Granted, but you should have wished to be Missile-proof, because Juggernauts aren't so tough when you cram a missile down their throat.

I wish that my grandma would give me back my 3DS so I can play my Mario Kart 3DS again.

 

[Snowdrop]

However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.

 

[xelarator]

However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.

The what? o-o. Well you just made my evening, sir/mam.

You try to animate a running lion, but you spooked it, and it clawed most of your body, and you bled to death.

I wish for someone to get my "I like Coke" joke.

 

[dcjboi]

I wish for someone to get my "I like Coke" joke.

Someone gets it but they don't think it's funny.


I wish I was morbidly obese.

 

[diab_low]

Denied you could die from diabetes.

I wish the government these days was not corrupt these days.

 

[TY]

Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)

 

[dcjboi]

Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)

Granted but your console crashes the next time you save, wiping your console clean of all data (its happened).

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[diab_low]

Granted but you get too greedy.

I wish I knew what love really was.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you will find out the true meaning of love... when your girl dumps you.

I wish that I had more posts than I do now...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, yours are now equal to your own pair's.

I wish that people stopped asking me about my signature.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but they protest about your signature instead.

I wish something paranormal would happen.

 

[xelarator]

Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.

 

[dcjboi]

Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.

Granted, but you experimented with a new food as a side and found out you had an allergy.

I wish toilet paper was made of steel.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. Try it now and see how hard that feels.

I wish for pizza.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but it's got toxic toppings hehe.

I wish for some serious help for TheFattestSnorlax.. I mean Snorlax weighs a half ton.. I could imagine how much the fattest one weighs.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it turns out I don't need help.

I wish that there was no such thing as war...

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but Pedro comes back! We all know what that means!

I wish I was part of Deep Dimension.

 

[diab_low]

Granted but they have no PC there

I wish I was amazing.

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted but now Julian Assange wants to be your new bff

I wish I was imbued with the power to create miniature quantum singularities to swallow my enemies.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then one of your singularities becomes a spy, which suddenly backstabs you in the back with a butterfly knife.

I wish more people would know about Team Fortress 2.