Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Rodriguezjames55]

gets it and explodes wish that pokemon were real

 

[roosterman]

granted but all you got was a magikarp and now you have to hear people say the word "pokemon" like they say it in the anime

i wish for a pikachu doll so i when i see a guy that looks like james i can say "pikachu use volt tackle!" and though it at him

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you can't find any people that look like James.

I wish that my street wasn't so... littery.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but the lack of litter was replaced with flower which cause a large colonies of bees to live their
wish some of Unova used part of the Bronx for its base

 

[roosterman]

granted but i have no idea what "bronx" means... and no i'm not retarded

i wish pokemon black 2 will have a more exciting way to get my starter

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but it involves not haveing pokemon for to cities the bronx is one of the 5 boroughs of NY NYC which is where Unova is based on where rap was invented where george washington almost lost the war and the best pizza and bagels in the world wishes that i could run as fast as a car

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then people say "I just saw Sonic!"

I wish that I could donate to PC.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it wasn't worth it.

I wish I can get more PS2 games that I want...

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, you only get PS3 games.

I wish that my birthday could come sooner.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but every one forgets
wish i could speak Spanish and Latin

 

[roosterman]

granted but everyone else only speaks japanese

i wish for fish

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but its a shark and eats you wish i could read every language

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but you find out that wish is actually useless.

I wish I can fly.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you dint know how to stop wish i could have no school

 

[roosterman]

granted now your mom is going to home school you! yay!

i wish for a battle

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you had a broken nose and a black eye.

I wish that the number 2 was lucky.

 

[roosterman]

granted but that was a number in the fortune cookie you ate but since you are "the fattest snorlax" you ate the fortune too and now you are barfing out all the contents of your stomach making you the skinniest snorlax.

i wish for a healing machine to fix my eye

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it screws with your brain to where you're basically lobotomized. Have fun with the helmet and water wings now.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but your body rots and eventually all that's left is your brain
wish i had a milk(thats not rotten)

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, now you're wearing a black t-shirt that has written on it 'Got Milk?' That's only kinda I know that won't go rotten.

I wish I could by a PS vita for a dollar and six cents.