Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[roosterman]

granted, meet your new friend HARY

i wish to find a real dodo bird

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but it quickly goes extinct just like it's ancesters.

I wish I had a super computer.

 

[The Works]

Granted, it turns insane and kills you in a locked room with neurotoxin.

I wish that I had enough money to buy White 2.

 

[SkittyBot]

Granted, but then it's a hacked version that kills your system and tries to kill you.

I wish I could afford a haircut

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but cutting your own hair is the cool nowadays.

I wish that I don't get spyed on.

 

[roosterman]

granted, they just stare at you in plain site.
(awwww, i couldn't find a picture)

i wish i could get any picture i need instantly

 

[AChipOffTheOldBrock]

Thats a tough one. I guess you get a picture and then you... die maybe...?

I wish these wishes were easier to corrupt.

 

[roosterman]

granted but by making such a hard to corrupt wish you canceled it out

i wish i knew how to make flash videos

 

[SkittyBot]

Granted, but you can only make ones about cats and dogs eating their own poo

I wish I had wings

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, but your wings flap like if they were from a hummingbird!

I wish for an oreo in the shape of michigan...

 

[The Works]

Granted, but then the Lower Peninsula is not included because it is invaded by Canada before you receive it, so you get to eat less.

I wish I could draw New York City.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but nobody likes it.

I wish that I can tell if the new like feature sends a like to your facebook or not.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, you need to experiment.

I wish a [rainbow][/rainbow] BB Code was implemented here.

 

[The Works]

Granted, it shows a colorless rainbow instead.

I wish for a burger everyday at school.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they're not your favorite food.

I wish that I didn't waste my time on an MMO.

 

[Thursday]

Granted, but now you waste your time on Knitting

I wish I was invincible!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but you die if you take an arrow to the knee.

I wish that I got a car!

 

[roosterman]

granted, your license has been suspended permanently for driving an unapproved car

i wish i had running stilts

 

[The Works]

Granted, now you can no longer walk.

I wish that corporal punishment was banned in schools.

 

[roosterman]

granted, i wish this didn't have to be corrupted but since it does, the teachers are now your supreme overlord that decide your punishment

i wish the 3DS had a pokewalker "app" in the eshop