Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Cinnabar]

Granted, the time police then come after you with murderous intents for corrupting the timeline.

I wish I superhuman powers.

 

[EQUALSGAMER]

Granted but you get it 1 million years later and everyone has surpassed todays standard of superhuman.
I wish to have six pokemon in real life.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but they are all magikarp who swallowed an everstone.

I wish I had a non-toxic and friendly Muk in real life

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but they become too friendly, if you catch my drift.

I wish Squidward was here to see this.

 

[Mononoke Hime]

Granted, but it's emotionless and doesn't care.

I wish I could fly over the world at flygon's back. <3

 

[EQUALSGAMER]

Granted, until a charizard comes and knocks it out in flight.
I wish that all my friends became rage comics faces.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but they're stuck with that face forever. So if they're Trollface , they're Trollface for forever.

I wish I could convince my brother gen 5 isn't as bad as he thinks it is.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted. He thinks it's worse.

I wish had something better to wish for.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied. You don't have anything to wish for.

I wish more people took notice of the fact I can't help ROM hackers.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but people now think you're useless.

I wish for cupcakes with chocolate sprinkles.

 

[Cinnabar]

Granted, however, the sprinkles weren't exactly 'chocolate', if you catch my drift.

I wish I still had my old Red cartridge.

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but you wont have anything to play it on...ever

I wish i could hug every pokemon that i've ever used in an in-game story run in each region

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you ended hugging a Cacturne. How painful.

I wish that my imagination could go away becuase it's too large.

 

[talapinka]

Granted but you get too stupid and kill yourself
I wish I had Superpowers

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but you loose control and destroy everything

I wish Emboar was the strongest of all the starters

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then he gets booted to Ubers.

I wish everyone knew the world would never end.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Granted, but Terminators come from the future and pulverizes every human being on earth. And leaves the animals live.

The world is not ending... for the animals.

I wish Christmas break lasted 2 months long.

 

[pikakitten]

Granted! You still have to buy presents! xD

i wish I got a 3DS for Christmas!

 

[CourageHound]

granted you broke the 3d setting switch and locked it on normal

I wish i was a better artist

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but you are struck dead in your own majesty. You are buried in paint, and at your funeral, they eat gummy bears.

I wish for a monocle.