~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Sonata]

granted, but the littler engine now can

I wish I could talk to ghosts

 

[Mr. Showdown]

Granted but now they want you as their leader

I wish for a good tv show

 

[Sonata]

granted, but its just good, not great and is narrated by the annoying orange

i wish for a puppy

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the puppy is so bratty, it bites you alot, and urinates on your bed.

I wish my sister lived in the same State as me.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but she lives in a grave.

I wish that I could be a kid again

 

[Mr. Showdown]

Granted but
A) you are now the opposite gender
B) you lost all of your knowlage and now must start back at 1st grade
C) you must re mature in all three fields

I wish for infinite power

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you get so weak the more you use up your power.

I wish I was flexible.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now you have no bones.

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but a gold digger is slowly making you lose all your money.

I wish my foot stops hurting.

 

[Sonata]

granted, now you no longer have feet.

I wish i could use magic

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you have a strict magic overseer who dictates whatever magic you can use, and he also makes you pay an expensive monthly fee.

I wish for a pet hamster

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but it dies next week because it's 3 years old and hamsters only live up to 3 years.

I wish I worked in the entertainment business.

 

[Sonata]

Granted, but all you do is get people coffee

I wish i had a pair of fuzzy socks

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted. They have built in mini tasers
I wish I start earning from tomorrow onwards

 

[Sonata]

granted, but you're earning one grain of sand a day

I wish I could be in final fantasy

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you remain as a prisoner for the rest of your life.

I wish my dreams come true.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted but your nightmares also became reality

I wish I could teleport

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but your body gets weak the more you teleport.

I wish I lived in a nice fancy looking town.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but you're the only inhabitant for hundreds of miles

I wish I never had to sleep again

 

[XNaut]

Granted, now you have big bags under your eyes and you walk like a zombie.

I wish weapons did not exist.