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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted but now you're stuck in paradise forever

I wish I had boots that granted me super speed
 
Granted, but the boots are prone to catching on fire, much like a hoverboard.

I wish I hadn't sliced my finger today.
 
Granted, but you get rewinded back to the last time you hurt yourself.

I wish the alcoholic friend of my mom is not coming today.
 
Granted, you are now asleep forever to achieve this

I wish I could walk 500 miles
 
Granted but when you use up 500 miles on foot, you can't walk anymore

I wish I could see the stars at night
 
Granted, but your levitating car can hold very little gas and you end up having to go to the gas station every day. Ouch, that's expensive on having to spend money on gas everyday.

I wish I can make cars disappear whenever I need to walk across the street.
 
Granted, they will fly into the air and crash down seconds later

I wish i could make myself disappear
 
Granted, but everytime you disappear, you lose a part of your body.

i wish to be the fairest of them all.
 
Granted, but soon enough you realize that there's no actual use on it.

I wish to have the biggest pretzel ever.
 
Granted, but your date turns out to be rude and selfish.

I wish to never feel pain again.
 
Granted but now you're a robot devoid of physical or emotional pain

I wish unhealthy but tasty food was actually healthy
 
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Granted, but demand goes up for the healthy tasty foods, making them expensive and hard to obtain.

I wish Jim Henson were alive
 
Granted, but you catch a cold from being out in the snow.

I wish relationships did not exist and instead of females giving birth, babies are born from a flower.
 
Granted but the flowers become sentient and plan to take over the world

I wish Daylight saving time didn't exist
 
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