~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Sonata]

granted, but you play the finger cymbals

i wish I was on a football team

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but your horrible at it

I wish I could speak fluent French and English and also read them

 

[XNaut]

Granted but every minute you talk, a bird comes and pecks you on the head.

I wish I was good at cooking.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now people won't leave you alone about making them food every few hours

I wish I was a drug dealer

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you eventually go to prison

I wish for a sketchbook

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you keep returning the sketchbooks you get and you're never satisfied with the sketchbooks you get.

I wish I could float on air.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but you're prone to flying away

I wish I could make bad foods taste good again

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but they taste so good that everything else tastes so bad that they're inedible.

I wish hiking was easier.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you got kidnapped.

I wish Tubi had some movies I wanted to watch.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now those movies are all that you can watch for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a great author

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but no one likes your books.

I wish the Casting Directors didn't dismiss me at the audition.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now you're an extra in C movies.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but it's because bathrooms no longer exist

I wish I could choose for myself who the President of the United States is

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the President gets assassinated afterwards.

I wish blended iced teas are healthy.

 

[NathanBros]

Granted, but now they taste unacceptable horrible to you.

I wish Trump decided go fishing and resign.

 

[strangerhypno]

granted but then crooked Hillary or Kanye West gets elected

I wish all extinct shark species returned to life

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but they are rare.

I wish unicorns existed.

 

[TY]

granted but they're extremely hostile towards you, welcome to the world of Terraria!

I wish someone asked me out xd

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but the person is married

I wish I could skate like Tony Hawk

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you retire in less than a week.

I wish I was in paradise.