~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, you get nothing, but you're still disappointed of how meaningful it seems to you!

I wish for a meteor to strike Earth!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it falls into the Pacific Ocean and only kills two fishes.

Edit: Granted, but it's my 666 post so everything will go wrong :P

I wish there was life on Mars.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but the life forms are demons and any further interaction with the planet will result in an invasion on Earth.

I wish Jurassic Park was real.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but the revived dinosaurs carry old bacteria that cause another epidemia that causes the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could eat chocolate without getting fat.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now chocolate is hard as granite!

I wish for work to be less annoying.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted, now every other place is annoying

I wish for world wide peace

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but this is now playing every day on infinite loop in the background of every day life. There's no stopping it or muting it, it's 24/7 even when sleeping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8&ab

I wish johto starters would get mega evolutions

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, due to time constraints they won't be included in the upcoming games

I wish Pokemon went back to using sprites instead of 3D models

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but they're lower quality than the original red/green sprites.

I wish there was a new Pokémon Stadium game.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you need to buy every Pokemon as its own DLC except for Pikachu. Squirtle also costs double the price, for some odd reason.

I wish for a better computer setup.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's a supercomputer from Google and your electricity bill goes through the roof.

I wish to become an adventurer.

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but all of your adventures go wrong

i wish for a real life shaymin! (cute flower hedgehog mythical pokemon)

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

As I corrupted in the Trivia section, its the worst looking shaymin, a black one, rotting with a deadly disease, with just 1 hp and 1 level. It cant be trained either.

I want that this thread is renewed.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it becomes a thread on philosophical debates, and the users post big, long texts full of philosophical references that no-one understands.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, since you can't see where you are teleporting, when you teleport the results are fatal

I wish StCooler didn't wish that they could teleport so they wouldn't meet an unfortunate end

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but instead of teleporting, he's stuck on PokéCommunity, and always takes the win in the "Last One Who Posts Wins" topic.

I wish Pokémon was a First-Person Shooter.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your only weapon is a water gun and there's no Pokemon in the series that's weak to it.

I wish for the stock market to crash.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but it crashes so hard that the entire economy falls apart. Toilet paper production completely halts. Farmers start hoarding their food, sharing only with those who can provide weapons and silver. The masses resort to cannibalism and running around in strange leather suits. Nuclear power plants end up exploding from lack of maintenance, leaving few safe areas far and in between. You personally wind up stuck in a desert in Utah hosting your own mini thunder dome where the only combatants are cockroaches, as the nearest human is exactly 1,000.7248 miles away and will never cross paths with you.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

 

[Squirtlenator]

🍕 here ya go

I wish for a new car

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it doesn't start and you have to carry it like this:



I wish I was more efficient at programming.