~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted. It's ruled by none other than "Dutch Van Der Linde" himself.

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I wish for better math comprehension.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You now know everything about math! But you are so much filled with that knowledge that you can no longer process anything else!

I wish to be most powerful being in the universe!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you draw the attention of the most powerful beings from other universes.... a battle ensues and nothing but catastrophic devastation across all universes involved is left in it's wake... ... and the battle ended in a draw too =\

I wish humans would focus more on what they have in common.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Humans also focus on what they have in common with trees, they plant themselves to the ground and realise too late that roots don't grow from their feet :(

I wish for a good coop videogame.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it is local coop and a Switch exclusive!

I wish for Halloween to be earlier this year!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it happens in summer and the day is so hot that people can't stay under the sun for too long, and all pokémon who know the Rain Dance move are on strike!

I wish for aliens to exist and come to us, in peace!

 

[ReKoil]

They come to us in peace, sure.
But after spending a couple hours on our planet we've already driven them nuts with our selfishness and they leave in a hurry never to return again.

I wish for a yearlong winter =D

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It's so extreme the planet enters another Ice Age.

I wish YouTube would bring back the dislike button. (it was actually a good way to gauge if a video was worth the time).

 

[Gravyard]

The moss folk grants it! But the Like button no longer exists.

I wish I had a horse as a pet.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But you get a Rapidash and its mane and tail are so burning hot that you can't ride with it!

I wish I was the most skilled player in every video game!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get digitized and live in every game at the same time now. Being a sentient player character you'll be able to outperform everyone everywhere!
It's a one way trip though.

I wish for some chocolate milk.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. An empty carton of chocolate milk because I got carried away and drank it myself.

I wish my pet fish would stop trying to kill other fish.

 

[NearAutomas]

Granted, but your fish starts evolving legs and develops a thirst for hairless bipedal apes.

I wish to see something that'll make me cry, something that'll put me in awe.

 

[Megan]

Granted but it puts everything else that you surround yourself with in perspective and makes you hate them and the fact that you'll never experience something like it again.

I wish for some peace and quiet time for myself.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you soon realize that you are now alone in the world. Everyone else disappeared...

I wish I could eat an infinite amount of chocolate without problem.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you have to pay it yourself... I hope you have an infinite amount of money!

I wish to be famous.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You'll be dealing with paparazzi and have zero privacy now, so I feel like I don't even need to corrupt.

I wish to see the inside of schrodinger's box.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but now YOU are the cat...

I wish to explore the quantum world!

 

[Megan]

granted, but it is very fast paced and you just can't keep up with the flow!

I wish for a time travel machine!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but each use will kill a random person somewhere/somewhen.... which could even be one of your past relatives... are you willing to risk the Paradox and blow everything up? =\

I wish to be less shy.