~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[NearAutomas]

Granted, but everyone you talk to is too shy to say anything.
(Guess they need a book to overcome shyness)

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. The entire universe is erased. It can't be hot anymore when we don't exist.

I wish for a moon stone so I can evolve my clefairy.

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

Granted. You get a moon stone. All the moon stone....it's the moon.

I wish for a jelly doughnut.

 

[Megan]

Granted, and Brock is the one who delivers it, too! :D

I wish for those stupid stickers to not get stuck on new kitchen utensils (or pretty much any new item).

 

[NearAutomas]

Granted, they stick them on you instead.

I wish to own a bike.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you realize it's not made for Bulbasaur!

I wish to own a luxury boat.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Someone else wished the same thing at the same time, as a result the boat disappears.

I wish for all download links to be virus free and trustworthy.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But now they all cost $500 each time you use one!

I wish for a peaceful journey

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's too soon for the afterlife so you need to spend many more years living!

I wish for prices to stop going up!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. They are now at 0. The economy colllapses and anarchy ensues. Then Psychic type pokémon take over the world

I wish for future history books to talk about me!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the history books that mention you are all written by Dark type lovers =\

I wish for an isekai starring a Glaceon :fufu:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your love interest is a truck!
(what a twist! D:)

I wish for a nice sword!

 

[NearAutomas]

Granted, instead of neat combat abilities, it uses the power of frienship to stop it's enemies. It's just that nice.

I wish mosquitoes hate drinking human blood.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. But now they swarm around fruit juices! The horror!

I wish cats would stop leaving hair wherever they lay on.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it now all accumulates on your bed somehow.

I wish for popcorn

 

[Eleanor]

Granted. But you're the microwave and they pop in your mouth! :o

I wish I was funny ♥

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You are so funny everyone who sees / hears you rolls on the floor laughing, which leads to significant issues wherever you go!

I wish everybody would want to be my friend.

 

[Whiteeyes1989]

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone included the creepy stalkers and people with very problematic views.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you don't see the corruption coming!

I wish for some good looking posters foe my walls.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

You'll have to print them yourself though 😉

I wish humans would have more patience.