~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but now they keep slipping away and you have to run after them!

I wish for free public transport.

 

[Starlight]

Granted it's all free but it only goes one way...

I wish the roads weren't going to be so Icy

 

[Retek]

Granted, but they are filled with snow so they have to shut down! Good luck shopping for Christmas gifts!

I wish I could go to the Comic Con held a few days ago.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the time machine now traps you in an endless cycle meaning you have to visit it every day!

I wish all clothing I bought would always fit.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted; it fits, but is horribly uncomfortable.... and you can no longer take it off.

I wish clothing would last longer before being worn down.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! It never wears down... as long as you never put it on!

I wish I could teleport in and out of my clothes! Some of my dresses are quite complicated to put on!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you randomly keep teleporting out of them at the worst times!

I wish for a better work-life balance.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Unfortunately though, for those two to be balanced, sleep is not in your schedule anymore.

Speaking of sleep, I wish that I had the ability to fall asleep whenever I want.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can fall asleep whenever you want, but only by lying on your belly in your own bed. You can't sleep anywhere else.

I wish for a longer fleece blanket.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it keeps growing the longer you use it.

I wish for good eye sight!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You have a great eyesight now, though now you're a cyclops.

I wish I wasnt so indecisive.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted! You no longer have free will, and are free from the burden of making decisions.

I wish my cat would stop sitting in my cactus.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but your cat got prickled in the derriere so hard it ran away ;(

I wish to be by a moonlit stream

 

[Megan]

Granted, just don't mind the factory near it pumping in its waste.

I wish for some Pokemon Cards!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's probably better you don't have their legitimacy checked 😉

I wish for earplugs.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but they're used ones...

I wish it was 2012

 

[Megan]

Granted, but I'll hate you for it! :(

I wish for a giant Kirby Plush!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but anyone who lies within it's mouth disappears... 😱

Spoiler:

I wish for someone else to decorate my Christmas tree so I don't have to 😇

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but I'll hate you for it! :(

Ok totally not worth it, I take it back!!! 😊

Granted, but anyone who lies within it's mouth disappears... 😱

Spoiler:

I wish for someone else to decorate my Christmas tree so I don't have to 😇

Granted, I'll bring a shag carpet, woodchip wallpaper, some hanging door beads and a furry toilet seat cover👍

I wish that people weren't cruel to animals.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now they're more violent against children. :(

I wish for a broom that allows me to get rid of all the worries and troubles I have.