~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[forg]

Granted! But it is in a now-extinct language.

I wish for a good wave of rain so that I can sleep to the soothing rhythm.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you join Team Aqua and you end up summoning Kyogre, unfortunately this is real life and no chosen one comes to seek Rayquaza, so all humanity drowns.

I wish I could be the Dragonborn in Skyrim.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you have a sore throat all the time!

I wish to be smart!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to be wired up to a computer at all times now.

I wish for a Fallout game set in Europe.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But it's based on true events.

I wish for companies to listen to their public

 

[forg]

Granted! But this particular public in question did not know what could financially support a company. These companies went bankrupt.

I wish I had the money to hire a plumber to fix my shower.

 

[Megan]

Granted, as he arrives he starts collecting your money by jumping onto your furniture and getting stuck in your pipes!

I wish to see a shooting star!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's coming right for you!
Can you pummel it back with your hammer? Better try and dodge it and the impact otherwise!

I wish for a new joke book =D

 

[Cosmega]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish I had more pretty, non-toxic plants in my garden

 

[Mimicking Mimikyu]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish I had more pretty, non-toxic plants in my garden

Granted! Your plants are now a target for roving gangs of flower and pretty plant collectors who seek to strip your garden of its precious bounty.

I wish I wasn't allergic to hay.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're allergic to grass!

I wish for a new poster.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but it's a really ugly poster, and it's PAINTED to your wall!

I wish for hugs!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted

Spoiler:

I wish for a comfier chair to sit in.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Now it's so comfy you'll never be able to get up.

I wish my bedroom was tidier.

 

[StCooler]

Granted but now your living room is now messy!

I wish to improve my programming skills.

 

[Mimicking Mimikyu]

Granted! But now your fingers have been elongated through your intense coding efforts, spindly and witchlike as they are. You'll never fit into winter gloves again!

I wish I had a better GPA in college.

 

[Megan]

Granted, they hand out a Greater Plastic Aligner (aka ruler) to you! Now you can measure things even more accurately!

I wish for more weekend during the week!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, every day is called Sunday now. You still have to work on 5 of them though.

I wish my feet wouldn't be sore after a long workday.

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now that soreness is in your hands

i wish it would snow in florida....just for once!!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! An earthquake relocated Florida to north Canada, I hope you enjoy the snow 24/7!

I wish I could make friends easier.