~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but someone else needs to whack you on the head with it for it to work.

I wish for a white Christmas.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it snows 366 days a year now, even on non-leap years!

I wish to be of value to society.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but nothing really changes. And it leaves you to wonder why! :P

I wish for my own home.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... you can even carry it around with you!

Spoiler:

Might be a tight fit though.

I wish people were nicer.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, now the world is just you and your clones!

I wish for a good 2023 for everyone!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but good is subjective and measures itself to the worst experience the respective person has had in their life so far.

I wish for the world to get a break with no catastrophes next year.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but our planet literally breaks in two on January first the year after 😇

I wish my cat would lie on my lap every now and then =\

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, your cat is now sitting on your lap. But now, you may never get up ever again :>
the classic cat curse…

I wish I could travel around the world.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you got no map and only a broken bicycle.

I wish for my eyes not to hurt.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now your nose won't stop running. Ever.

I wish my room was bigger.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. It is bigger in the inside now, but will never stop teleporting through space and time!

I wish I had no nose!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you breathe with your hands, and thus you cannot hold a mouse, wear gloves, hold anything, hit anything...

I wish I could stare at people to scare them.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're all alone because everyone avoids you!

I wish I had a fun idea for a website!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but turns out someone else already though of it too and patented it =\

I wish my laptop's keyboard would still work properly.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, but now your keyboard's laptop doesn't work properly.

I wish I could stare at people to scare them.

Hey, that's my thing! >:o

I wish it wasn't so cold in here without needing to be too hot.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now temperatures flip around!

I wish I knew what I'm doing!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But now you don't know what to do.

I wish I could wake up early.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now have a built in alarm clock set to 3 AM that won't shut off until you head to work/school. Better go to bed on time!

I wish for a lifesize Glaceon plush.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but GF now accidentally swaps its size with Wailord's!

I wish I had free electricity for all eternity!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You are now a living battery!

I wish I was a 00 agent!