~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Cosmega]

Granted! You get motivated to have your favourite hobby… unfortunately, the only hobbies available were ones that you hated.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule…

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted, but now you will wake late every day, since you get late every time, no one likes you >:3

I wish for a new super power

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you will never ever have a flat tire again! Unfortunately any bed you now sleep in becomes as flat as a pancake instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish I could bake delicious cakes =3

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they look really ugly and seem to have a life of their own.

I wish for a bottle of fries.

 

[Cosmega]

That could be granted, but, unfortunately, the genie that you asked your wish was British, so they did not know what you were talking about, therefore, could not grant your wish.

I wish could remember the things I had to do better

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can remember all your obligations flawlessly now....
.... too bad you no longer have any =\

I wish for a vacation home.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's right in the middle of a desert!

I wish for some pretzels!

 

[moon]

Granted, but you have to venture into said desert to pick then up.

I wish for the very softest bed!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Now you are made of the hardest and roughest material on the universe! That makes your bed softer in comparison.

I wish I always had motivation to do what I want

 

[ReKoil]

Granted! You now have the motivation to raise that baby rice bowl into a beautiful rice pool! =D

I wish to be more in shape =D

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you will be more in shape... triangle-shaped.



I wish for straight, pearly white teeth like a movie star.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But now, every time you smile, people who look get blind by teeth whiteness.

I wish I was more productive

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your hustle doesn't come with more success; only more work.

I wish for more time for myself.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, however every minute you spend doing something for yourself is taken from someone else's lifespan. 😈

I wish for even tastier vegetarian products =D

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, only now vegetarian food is so good, even non-vegetarians are only eating it. Now there's none left on the shelves for you! Oh no!
(and what little is there is 4X the price! 😧)

I wish that whenever I think about someone, I could hear their thoughts.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, BUUUUT they can also read YOUR thoughts

I wish I could finish things in time.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but everything you finish now has errors in it =\

I wish for an infinite ice cream bowl akin to Cosmega's rice bowl =D

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's so permanent it freezes everything in its vicinity.

I wish for good drawing skills.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You can draw everything you want with max precision and accuracy… except hands.

I wish for less assignments please… :D

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your teachers or boss now just straight up flunk you at random times. They'll have to kick you out of school/the company soon if you keep up under-performing like this >=(

I wish for everyone on PC to be happy =D