~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted, but it wraps around you for life and never lets go!

I wish for world peace

 

[Megan]

Granted, now everyone has to wear a pacifier!

I wish for a big bowl of food!

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted! but it's dog food!

I wish for nice pair of slippers!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Now you slip every time you try to walk!

I wish for a big bowl of food!

Sorry, that's taken. :>

I wish to know what people think about me.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted: 😊

Spoiler:

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10643651

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10641106

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10639350

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10617507

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10599804

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10592428

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10588327

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10582145

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10579454

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10575509

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10571327

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/10550277

Now ponder the deeper meaning as to why I link these and writhe in agony.... 😈


I wish for chicken nuggets to become a healthy snack =D

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the world now turns vegan and they aren't being made anymore!

I wish for my tiredness to go away!

 

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted! But your tiredness is replaced with nostalgia, you dream of the days you were tired!

I wish for a monkey's paw with 3 wishes!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But you get an used one, meaning that those three wishes are gone now!

I wish the world was more positive (waiting for someone to make an "all atoms are positively charged now" joke…)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, everyone in the world just tested positive for some random disease.... 😈

I wish for an end to animal cruelty.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but now animals are cruel to us!

I wish I could build robots.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the robot uprising is near!

I wish for anti-robot spray!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it and most of the time you accidentally spray yourself!

I wish I had more confidence to talk to people.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you have the confidence, but.... how do you... talk... again? 😈

I wish to learn how to eat with chopsticks.

 

[Lavemu💛]

Granted, but now you don't know how to use a spoon!

I wish for some pastries right now.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you got a job at a pastry factory and can now spend 8 hours a day to put them into boxes! :D

I wish for some Chinese food!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted; have some cat and dog meat, freshly flown in from China!
When you don't like your own corruption =\

I wish for a new pajamas's.

 

[Aldo]

Granted, but a random cat shows up and tears it to shreds.

I wish I was even faster at typing with a keyboard. Would be useful for any assignments I postpone 'til the last minutes.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted but you have 8 arms now.


I wish for my senior dog to have an easier time walking.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it can no longer run now.

I wish for a Glaceon follower in Skyrim.

 

[apro]

Granted, but it has a special effect that makes your game freeze every time you load it.

I wish for unlimited free pizza