~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, it went away into your stomach, and now you have a tummy ache.

I wish there was magic in the world, good magic.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, there is. It wants nothing to do with humans though as it knows it'll be corrupted =\

I wish for Portal 3.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You get 3 Portal's!

I wish I knew how to do things in time.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you know how to, but yet still don't get them done on time due to constant distractions =\

I wish for an epic cat party.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they forgot to invite you!

I wish for a plane made of paper.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

You only get to look at it though.

I wish for a magic phone that can dial anyone without needing their number :fufu:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you end up being blocked globally for spamming.

I wish for my country to get their stuff together when it comes to electronic bureaucracy.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they double down on it. I hope you like your bureaucracy with some extra added bureaucracy...

I wish for better drawing skillz.

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Draws eggs incredibly well now.

Wishes for better social skills.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they are now so good that everyone wants to be around you all the time and you can't get even a single moment to yourself anymore =\

I wish for a pet fox.

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Growls and screams a lot at night. Urinates everywhere at all times. Chews on all the wires. Occasionally tries to bite you.

Wishes to know a lot about many different fields of mathematics.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you lose your language comprehension and now only understand math.

I wish for a lifesize Glaceon plush.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, But it's the only plushie you'll ever have!

I wish for some shiny luck.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you just need to find it!

I wish for a new idea.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's a horrible one. The kind that gets you onto 'Funniest Home Videos' if you're recorded executing it.

I wish the last level of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile wasn't so dang hard D=
I had 21 lives going into it and burned through all of them and game overed.... now I gotta grind lives again to even have a shot at beating it next time D=

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it's just a plain level with nothing!

I wish for Axl to be in smash bros.

 

[Megan]

Granted, he now gets an assist trophy! :D

I wish Amiibo DLC fighters unlocked their respective fighter as a playable character.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they're single use ingame and your console absorbs the physical Amiibo too! Better stock up on Amiibo =3

I wish for a TW3 Leshen figure.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted! But the figure comes to life at mid-night and tries to eat your cat while you sleep like a log!

I wish for a Roxy Figurine made by Rudeus Greyrat himslef!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! He sent you the figurine… but it's in pieces! Looks like you'll have to glue it yourself!

I wish for homework to be banned world wide!