~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, time is now stopped for everyone but you and will never resume. You now have all the time in the world!

I wish for a bigger closet.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted, but its as hot as an oven!

I wish for cotton candy!

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Wish granted! However, it tastes disappointing and it's a little stale.

I wish for Liquid Bread

 

[Yunahy]

Wish granted! But you have to wait a decade.

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I wish to meet a Pokemon!

 

[ReKoil]

Well hello there...

Spoiler:

nice to meet ya =)

😇

I wish for a universal charger than can charge any electrical device.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but neighbor borrows your universal charger and 'forgets' to give back!

i wish i was a kid again.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but only for a day!

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now Hatsune Miku is.

I wish for a bag of potato chips that gets automatically refilled with more potato chips.

 

[Yunahy]

Wish granted, but they're expired!

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I wish to go to Galar!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but guards from Saffron City stop you at Galar gates (surprise!) gotta go back to Kanto to get tea!

i wish i got free parking for ever.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it only applies to this one parking spot halfway across the country, nowhere near to anything relevant to you.

I wish life was cheaper.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted, but the quality has gone down!!

I wish for luck!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get a good luck necklace but necklace too heavy!

i wish i could type fast.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your keyboard can't keep up so 90% of what you type never appears.

I wish for a good night's rest.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you cant sleep the next night!

I wish for free shipping on everything! :3

 

[Megan]

Granted, but all the prices increase ten-fold.

I wish for socks that don't get holes in them.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now your shirts and pants get holes in their stead!

I wish 2 of my Zombie dunegons in Minecraft were just a smidge closer together. (literally 1 block short of being able to make a 2 dungeon zombie farm)