~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but you actually have to repay your debt!

I wish I could communicate with people better.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but they never listen!

I wish for a Yo-Kai watch!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted. but it requires you to solve an integral problem of 5 degree everytime you have to use it.

I wise for anywhere door!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you see the word wise projected on every door you come across!

I wish for a nice scented candle.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but candle scent summons 95k flies!

i wish for new Christmas movie.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it's about the spirit of mouldy cheese that visits the protagonist each night of December and just sits there looking at them in total silence every night. All 31 days are thankfully condensed into a sprightly runtime of 5 1/2 hours!


I wish for a joyful Christmas

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you'll have to wait another 15 years for that one. The one's before it... oof.

I wish I was better at building in Minecraft.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted. But you will have to rest for every 5 blocks you put.

I wish i had a telescope.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but i draw pic of Lapras in lens in permanent marker!

i wish i had good singing voice.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now people want you to sing constantly and you don't get any rest

I wish for better Steam sales.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, your steam shop has now witnessed a 0.001% rise in sales.

I wish for everyone's wish being fulfilled.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but yours doesn't :((

I wish for retractable claws!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they burrow deeper into your hands and then arms every time you do!

I wish my cat would lie on my lap even once

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but your clothes get covered in cat hair forever!

i wish i got a pet.

 

[saniachan]

Granted -- it's a pet dinosaur.

I wish for a camping tent.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted, you get a boat!

I wish for roller skates!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You get a paint roller named Skates! =D

I wish for healing magic.

 

[Explorer of Time]

Granted, but it only works on people you really, really hate.

I wish we made first contact with friendly aliens.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but Earth starts a war with them, anyway.

I wish for my art skills to improve!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you insist on drawing everything you see, all the time! =D

I wish my room wasn't so dang hot.