~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but now your room's temperature is stuck below freezing!

I wish Pokemon were real.
 
Wish granted! However, it's so terrible it looks more like Lapras than, you know, Glaceon. I think it was a Glaceon cosplay. I really can't tell.

I wish for a copy of Minecraft so I can play it with my friends (not that I can't already)
 
Wish granted! Each world you get is set to either 'Always Day' or 'Always Night,' and you can't switch it off.

I wish Amethyst Geodes would actually spawn within a reasonable distance.
 
Wish granted! You used a combination of hacking, glitches, and eventually got your account banned for it.

I wish for a copy of Pokemon White 2 and my friend to have a copy of Black 2.
 
You get your Pokemon games... but they're illegal pirated copies! And I don't mean digital piracy or ROM files. They're physical cartridges stolen on the literal high seas by naval pirates from Somalia. And INTERPOL is knocking on your doors looking for the stolen games.

I wish that Genghis Khan was never born.
 
Granted! Genghis Khan was never born… but without him, the Mongol Empire never rises, meaning Europe never gets exposed to advanced trade routes, innovations, or even the Black Death (which ironically helped end feudalism and accelerate progress). Without these catalysts, technological advancements are delayed by centuries, and now, in 2025, we're all still living in medieval style kingdoms, fighting over farmland with swords and bows. Oh, and you personally? You're probably a peasant toiling away under some warlord. Have fun in the Dark Ages, buddy!

Mauahahah (≧▽≦)

I wish I could teleport to any anime world I want!
 
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