~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Radiating]

Granted, but you can never leave the city.

I wish I had pineapple pizza.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now there's a pen with that, and an apple!

I wish that I could lose a lot of weight this summer.

 

[noa]

Wish granted now you are -23546 pounds.

I wish my body was never in pain.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you get nothing.

I wish I could get paid weekly and not every other week.

 

[Miah]

Granted, you now get paid a dollar weekly.

I wish I can see senpai right now.

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but it goes down and resets every minute.

I wish that I didn't have to pay for anything ever

 

[noa]

Granted- You don't have to pay for things, but the seller still has every right to not give you the item!

I wish caffeine worked on me.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you fall asleep immediately every time you drink it.

I wish to have more time to be online here.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now PC goes offline whenever you try to post!

I wish I had more hours of work for more pay..

 

[Miah]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Granted, you get one dollar every hour.

I wish I knew how to speak my native language better.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you're no longer fluent in English.

I wish I knew a language other than English!

 

[Miah]

Granted, but now you're no longer fluent in English as well~

I wish my aching tooth would come out already!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but it doesn't grow back

I wish I wasn't sick any longer :(

 

[Radiating]

Granted, but you have to relive everything once you're there.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Ok, and turns out it's not a real dollar and you cant use it to buy anything.

I wish everyone could see my posts on this thread.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your posts in all other threads can no longer be seen.

I wish that my hair would grow out nicely and not wavy

 

[Miah]

Granted, but now you're bald.

I wish my phone wouldn't turn off ye

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your phone will stay on forever and die when the battery reaches 0%, never to turn on again.

I wish I could have more free time even though I have plenty of it as is.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you now have a terrible future ahead of you.

I wish I can browse the net longer!

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now once you log off, you can never get back on.

I wish I had eaten something for lunch today.