~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[kuzronk]

You get one but it's from 1998.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

 

[KNS27]

Granted.But you will be suffering until you died.

I wish I have good cat

 

[Miah]

Granted but a stray dog scares it and makes it run away, never to be seen again.

I wish for snow!

 

[KNS27]

Granted. But every day always Snow Storm.

I wish I have good brother

 

[Miah]

Granted but he's busy 24/7

I wish for no classes

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but any further knowledge you seek is immediately forgotten

I wish that work was never cancelled due to Hurricane Irma

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you will work unpaid overtime and never have another day off for the rest if your life.

I wish I could marry my crush.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but the crush you wind up marrying is just a bottle of soda, and not your love

I wish that I could see snow one day

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but it'll be an incoming snowball.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[KNS27]

Granted. But you don't have any head again

I wish I have a fun job.

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but your free time becomes the opposite.

I wish for a giant pair of headphones.

 

[KNS27]

Granted, but it always cover your heads and you can't breathe and...

You died

I wish I have my own Galaxy

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but everybody but you can live within it.

I wish I had Giant Headphones that can't possibly kill me.

 

[pixelatedskyes]

Granted, but they're so giant you can't even fit them through the front door.

I wish I could get paid without working.

 

[Pyrax]

Granted, but the police are now suspicious of where you got the money.

I wish for a PS4.

 

[pixelatedskyes]

Granted, but it doesn't work and you can no longer buy any games.

I wish I wasn't so terrified of talking on a phone.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you will only be able to make one telephone call for the rest of your life ever again.

I wish I could work more hours at work than I currently do.

 

[TY]

Granted, but you now earn less per hour

I wish I had better internet

 

[Miah]

Same :joy:. Granted, but you have to pay for it everyday!

I wish we could turn back time... to the good old daaays...

 

[TY]

Granted, but the minimum time to shift back is 500 years

I wish I had a pair :v