~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Ebontope]

Granted, people no longer speak to you at all.

I wish I could shoot lazers out of my hands.

 

[malanaphii]

granted, but it's not a case of when you want to, it just happens sometimes. and it destroys everything.

i wish my wifi actually worked

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted but it's the slowest wifi ever

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Ebontope]

Granted, but you're forced to start making them immediately and you're not allowed to stop until you run out.

I wish Pokémon were real.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but they're aggressive

I wish for nothing

 

[XNaut]

Granted, now you're homeless and have no place to live.

I wish the fire would go away.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted. Now there's a flood

I wish for an orange lightsaber

 

[Ebontope]

Granted, but now the Galactic Republic identifies you as a Mandalorian Knight and imprisons you indefinitely for treason.

I wish magic was real.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but magic is illegal.

I wish I had a hobby I am good at.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, you are good at math games

I wish I could share my useless facts like "Lickitung couldn't learn Lick in Generation 1."

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but people will misunderstand you.

I wish Netflix had good movies you can watch for free.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but then they insert ads every 20 seconds in the movie

I wish I didn't have to sleep and still feel energetic

 

[PageEmp]

Granted and then you will still feel the negative effects that happens if you don't sleep.

I wish I got a shiny grass type through wonder trade.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but it will have bad stats.

I wish cooking was easy.

 

[Ebontope]

Granted, but all restaurants and other food establishments go out of business.

I wish Mareep was available in every Pokémon game.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but no other Pokemon appears.

I wish for a Ferrari

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but it's in very bad shape and you need to be very gentle when you close the door or else the door will break.

I wish I did not have to buy new game systems to play new games.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but then a single console would cost as much as Bill Gates' net worth
I wish the gif in my signature looped correctly

 

[Ebontope]

Granted, but now the gif is so long that its file size makes it incapable of being used as your signature.

I wish my PC would automatically upgrade its hardware to match the best specs on the market.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you may not be able to use it three times a week :p

I wish I can travel back in time