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I didn't even put Rhyperior or Weavile there, folks. They are TOO manly.
Anyway, y'all Heatran haterz, don't you know how insanely badass this Pokemon is? Don't you know this thing has great bulk and 130 special attack? Don't you realize how it can shoot Fire Blast and wipe your lovely Froslass (who btw is much lamer than Glalie xD)? You can say anything about how it's "useless and adds nothing to the game", but Heatran doesn't care, he's just too boss. By the way, Heatran can help you make your BBQ. It's the best option, no question.
But Dusknoir doesn't hold back, this thing is ready to bring you to the underworld if you mistreat it. But this is Pokemon, and it's just a game, right? Soooo how about that insane bulk that tanks a lot of hits even with Dusk's very low HP stat? Or that decent attack stat paired with an expansive movepool? Sounds good, eh?
And then Abomasnow steps in with its awesome, manly mega evolution, which you all call trash due to its typing (LOL) and speed (ok I get it). This thing is better than your Glaceon, and will Wood Hammer it away for the OHKO. It's even better than Froslass, since you know, 132 ATTACK. 132 SPECIAL ATTACK. GREAT BULK. Oh yeah, it gets Ice Shard to wipe dragons and even Swords Dance to sweep at late-game (psssshhh it can only do it under trick room).
Anyway, y'all Heatran haterz, don't you know how insanely badass this Pokemon is? Don't you know this thing has great bulk and 130 special attack? Don't you realize how it can shoot Fire Blast and wipe your lovely Froslass (who btw is much lamer than Glalie xD)? You can say anything about how it's "useless and adds nothing to the game", but Heatran doesn't care, he's just too boss. By the way, Heatran can help you make your BBQ. It's the best option, no question.
But Dusknoir doesn't hold back, this thing is ready to bring you to the underworld if you mistreat it. But this is Pokemon, and it's just a game, right? Soooo how about that insane bulk that tanks a lot of hits even with Dusk's very low HP stat? Or that decent attack stat paired with an expansive movepool? Sounds good, eh?
And then Abomasnow steps in with its awesome, manly mega evolution, which you all call trash due to its typing (LOL) and speed (ok I get it). This thing is better than your Glaceon, and will Wood Hammer it away for the OHKO. It's even better than Froslass, since you know, 132 ATTACK. 132 SPECIAL ATTACK. GREAT BULK. Oh yeah, it gets Ice Shard to wipe dragons and even Swords Dance to sweep at late-game (psssshhh it can only do it under trick room).
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Sarcastic language, don't take it seriously.