Massacre

[Winter]

But I have no soul :c

[paper cuts paper cuts paper cuts] Bardothren

 

[Winter]

[paper abrasions and lacerations] Bardothren

I don't even know why I'm signing my own contract... *thinks Bard has gone absolutely unhinged*

 

[Chicken Fingers]

[Uses writing as a toilet] Bardothren

That was the cleanest way to put that.

 

[Lycanthropy]

[FORCE TO EMIT LIGHT IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM] Achromatic

 

[Winter]

[bitten by weresnake] Lycanthropy

Betrayed by your own kind. Ha!

 

[Winter]

[mailed to Syria] Bardothren

 

[Winter]

[shove into a cursed pharaoh's tomb] Bardothren

You again.

 

[gimmepie]

[Exorcise] Fantome

 

[Winter]

^ That probably won't kill him xD

[erase all files from computer] Bardothren

 

[gimmepie]

[Beat to death with hard drive] Bardothren

 

[Ullion]

[Sacrifices to our alien overlords] Gimmiepie

 

[Ullion]

Smacks over the head with his biology textbook Bardothren

I hate having an overabundance of paperwork too ;-;

 

[Winter]

[puts caesium onto tongue] Bardothren

Kaboom!

 

[Etherion]

[Force to inhale Xenon] Bardothren

 

[Abby]

[torn apart by owl] gio7sm

 

[Ullion]

[Ullion uses bug bite, it's super effective!] Absol used bite

;D

 

[Lycanthropy]

[DISSOLVE IN CONCENTRATED SODIUM HYDROXIDE AND ANALYZE SOLUTION USING UV/VIS SPECTROSCOPY] Bardothren

 

[Winter]

I spelled caesium correctly. (Do you even English?) And please, discover something then talk.

[inject with MERS] Bardothren

 

[Sopheria]

[Jumps on board with nitpicking your spelling of Caesium, even though you spelled it right, then puts some in your food] Fantome

 

[gimmepie]

[Turn into frog and sell to French restaurant] Bardothren