Massacre

[Socratic]

[Sends Ninjas after]^These guys

 

[GanguEevee]

[Makes a lot of awful puns till his head exploded]Socratic

I think I have found possibly the most insane thread here. At least, from the posts I read from here.

 

[Socratic]

[Uses bust of Socrates to bludgeon]SirYarnsalot

 

[Winter]

[unstitches] SirYarnsalot

 

[PjNavia14]

[Two Handed Great Sword] Volpe Artica

Lol, Steak in the boot!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

[Send for evil fairies] PjNavia14

 

[Socratic]

[Uses Grass Knot on]TheFattestSnorlax

 

[gimmepie]

[Drown in lard] Socratic

 

[Arsenic]

[Leave in the oven too long] Gimmepie

 

[PjNavia14]

[Shoves in the oven with gimmepie] Arsenic

 

[t0gekiss]

[Throws into pool full of sharks with laser beams] PJNavia14

Spoiler:

 

[Winter]

[sends an army of haunted dolls at] t0gekiss

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

[Falls into the underworld] solivagant

 

[sCr45h]

[Chokes on a toenail] TheFattestSnorlax

 

[gimmepie]

[Subject to Rio's road race course of death] sCr45h

 

[Winter]

[sacrifices to the Enchantress] gimmepie

 

[BlackSteelDrake]

[Locks in an inescapable room with Justin Biebers "Baby" playing on infinite loop] solivagant

 

[gimmepie]

[Lock in with Solivigant] BlackSteelDrake

 

[Winter]

[unplugs life support] gimmepie

 

[gimmepie]

[Murders from within his dreams] Solivigant