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I am glad you put Volbeat on the poll because I find him very attractive, thank you.
u rn:now that i think about it probs machamp he has 4 arms can do SO MUCH WITH THEM
lmaoTangrowth.
these threads are the best lol
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Now that's something that can't be unseenthese threads are the best lol
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Had some 2012 flashbacks before opening this thread... *shivers*
Anyway, all these Pokemon and not a single person answered Ditto? I think you guys are doing it wrong.
+1 for the Ninth DoctorSawk? Throh? Conkeldur?
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Had to quote this so u can't take it back.alright... here we go... i hate u...
Jynx - can be my mom
Machamp - would make me feel dainty
Alakazam - do you think psychic abilities would like... increase pleasure or smthn? but that body would not be very fun to hold...
Volbeat/Illumise - tiny hands no thank u
Conkeldurr - 2 scary 4 me
Hitmonchan - probably the nicest, seems very sweet
Hitmonlee - i feel like the coiled legs would pinch me...
Hitmontop - i wouldn't know what to do with this
Lopunny - very soft, very kind, 10/10
Hawlucha - birds are not cuddly man idk
Sawk/Throh - i'm not here for this
Mr. Mime - i would watch a home movie with one in it out of curiosity
Hariyama - very enjoyable and cuddly but we would be better as friends
Hypno - looks like a street pervert
Had to quote this so u can't take it back.
Anyway I agree Lopunny is 10/10. Though Illumise would be my #2.
Conkelldur has a very bold look. He looks pretty strong, has some very powerful fighting type moves and is also one of my favourite fighting type pokemon.