Every moment I'm awake is an embarrassment.
Just kidding. I think the most embarrassing thing to happen to me - well, it embarrassed me because it made me look like a crybaby - was during our school play last year. I was really upset because everyone thought I was weak (in addition to the fact that my friend who was also in the play said that the kids in the play could lift heavier stuff than me) and couldn't lift anything (when looking back, I realized that they were right lol), so I figured I'd try to prove myself by carrying in a really giant drum from the band room to set up in the cafeteria. Well, I more or less banged it on the side of one of the tables, and my director made a huge scene and had, like, 5 people come over and take it from me. Well, that upset me, so I just decided to go back and get something lighter, and on my way there, my friend decided to jump on my back for an unannounced piggyback ride. Lemme tell ya, I am not strong enough to give anyone who isn't 3 years or younger any piggyback rides. So, obviously, I fell down in front of everyone. About then I started to get really upset and I was about to cry, in part from the extreme embarrassment of how weak I really was and how hard I hit my knee on the floor, so I ran into the choir room and kinda just sort of broke down crying under the risers. My friend had to come pull me out and comfort me while I sobbed like a child.
tl;dr I was weak af and I banged a drum on a table and my friend jumped on my back and I cried. The end.
Looking back now, it was such a trivial thing. I don't care that I'm weak (although I've gotten a bit stronger over the summer) because my personality more than makes up for my lack of physical strength. Although that incident with my friend did make us distant because he thought he hurt me, but that's for another thread.