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Oh officer, I can explain.

No. That guy's Bisharp did!

Why is your Ariados about to poison that man?
 
No, that's Bang-Bang, a Gun-type Pokémon!

Did you just force your Miltank to use Milk Drink on you?
 
What? No of coarse not he was healing my Sandshrew obviously!

Hey did your Sneasel just steal from that Pokemart?
 
That's a Zebstrika. Also it isn't mine.

What the- Your Caterpie is eating ALL of my plants!
 
No, officer. This is just acting for a movie I mafe called "Brock-napped".

Did you just whip your Lillupup?!
 
No, officer. This is just acting for a movie I mafe called "Brock-napped".

Did you just whip your Lillupup?!
 
Sure. Blame the kid that looks like Team Rocket when the real Team Rocket is over there.

Why are you holding a knife over a Ledian's head?
 
Oh, well, that's because...
...
... it's not a Ledian, it is merely an oddly shaped... rhubarb - horseradish hybrid! This is for an evil reincarnation of the darkness in all living things I am secretly developing a science project at my school! No potential murder here!

... Why are you lighting a fire in that Pokémon Center?!
 
What...Pshhh...No...he's just playing with them! *distracts office as Drifloon carries another child off somewhere*

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask, why you are strapping that dynamite to the Pokemon Center?
 
Yes Officer Jenny; I can explain! See; the Pokemon Professor told me I had to use these "Snag Balls" to capture "Shadow Pokemon" because they're tainted and need to be cleansed by being cared for by a proper trainer!

I see you have a bag full (x999) of the highly illegal Pokemon Performance Enhancing drug known as Rare Candy. Were you intending to smuggle those into the region to sell them?
 
No no no! I was planning in using them myself! *stuffs a handful into mouth*

Why do you keep spraying people with Repels? You know that can be highly toxic if ingested in anyway?
 
Oh, these aren't repels, they're air fresheners! After all, quite a few Garbodor just passed by, so it is quite kind of me to do this for them! The only thing they are ingesting is poisoned ice cream cake that I gave to them to celebrate! Why celebrate, you ask? ... Why not?

Are... are you playing a Pokémon game... using a ROM and emulator?! How do I know what a ROM and emulator are?! How is this possible since we are both in this world together, but here, there isn't anything even close to a ROM?! Have you been hacking?
 
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