Oh officer, I can explain.

[Kaiyu]

Umm... Moving on...

May I ask where those Dawn Stones in your bag came from?

 

[PageEmp]

I had trouble with the game so my friend traded stones over.

Why does Suicune run away every time I talk to it?

 

[Kaiyu]

There's an invisible Hoopa making scary faces at it.

Care to explain where all of those contest ribbons came from?

 

[Otamajakushi]

I earned them fair and square, and definitely not with help from eBay!

Did you really just eat all of the Poke Puffs?

 

[Adam Levine]

OF COURSE NOT! Uh...Registeel did that.

Did you just force a wild Pineco to explode?

 

[PageEmp]

He was feeling drunk, so I gave him permission.

What on EARTH are you doing with such a new looking gen3 game!? Those things have been sold out for years!

 

[Adam Levine]

Uh...my maid.

Are you riding on a HERDIER?

 

[Lycanthropy]

You got that wrong. I'm sitting on a chair and Herdier lies under it. Do you need glasses, officer?

What are you doing with that fire extinguisher? You can't use that to battle your opponent's Charizard!

 

[LilyGardy]

I am concerned my clothes may catch fire during this battle. Can't blame someone for being prepared.

Hold it right there, Did your Lilligant just use Draco Meteor?

 

[Otamajakushi]

No, my Lilligant is a good Lilligant and you saw nothing!

Did you just try to use the Squirtle Squad for a practical joke?

 

[Adam Levine]

A HARMLESS practical joke!

Why is your Murkrow bringing you back some watches and jewelry?

 

[Meadow]

Uhhh, we're totally bringing them to the "lost and found" center! Riiiight, Murkrow? :D

Hey, you! Did you just burn down a tree with Flamethrower?! You're only allowed to cut those!

 

[Lycanthropy]

I needed some charcoals to power up my Pokémon's fire type moves. Don't worry though, I Cut it first, then burned it down. :)

Is that... a dark ball*? You're not allowed to have those!

 

[Adam Levine]

(throws the Dark Ball away but it unluckily hits a Celebi) No...

Why is your Stantler purple?

 

[Dedenne1]

Well umm its...shiny? Ok maybe its not but doenst this color look Fab on it?

Why do you have more than 6 pokemon on you? :o

 

[noa]

Because I gotta catch em all and the restraints of Pokemon's game mechanics won't stop me!!!

Why are you eating Lum berries by the handful? Those are for your Salamence!

 

[LilyGardy]

I have a cold and the chemist is closed. I thought the Lum Berries would cure me...It hasn't worked.

Hold it right there, Did you just make fun of Professor Oak for giving you an empty Pokedex? The Professor is a senior citizen and is trying to help you.

 

[Adam Levine]

Hey, everyone makes fun of him, so it's legal.

Why is your Kabuto so large?

 

[ジュナイパー]

Oh, officer, this isn't a Kabutops! It's a shy Pumpkaboo... with a shell!

Did I just see your Swalot eat a Magikarp?

 

[Dedenne1]

Why no sir it was just an old McDonalds bag that was on the ground just keeping our city clean!

Hey did your Bisharp just rob that Casino?