Oh officer, I can explain.

[Adam Levine]

I-I'm cosplaying!

Are you authorized to see what's behind that door at the PokéMart?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Why yes, the owner is a good friend of mine. He had a special Pokéball to give me!

Do I see 5 Master Balls on your Belt?!

 

[Adam Levine]

Some of my friends gave them to me. ...they're from Silph Co.

So...are you sure you're holding a Skitty, nothing else? No explosives or firearms?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Well... This is a plush for my sister! Nothing else...

Are you sure they are from Silph Co? I heard that Team Rocket has taken over again.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Yes, look it says here: "Made in China Silph Co." They don't have anything to do with Team Rocket, those looks are totally in right now, aren't you following the latest fashion trends?

Did you just use Arceus against Brock? It wasn't even a thing in the original games!

 

[Adam Levine]

[S-HIGHLIGHT][/S-HIGHLIGHT]Well, I'm playing HeartGold, so...

So...mind explaining why that Kirlia is tied up?

 

[Miah]

Officer, I don't know!
I was just passing by!

Please explain to me... Why do you have a lot of Torchics in there?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because they're adorable!

Is that a Shedinja on your bed?

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

No officer, its just a shedinja doll.
Why are you carrying such a lot of Drowsing Machines ? Do you plan to sell them at a Black Market?

 

[Miah]

Nope, I'm delivering them to ma frends!

Why do you have 5 Rowlats in your party?

 

[Adam Levine]

Breeding, officer!

Are you wearing a Team Flare outfit?

 

[Acnologia Rising]

Oh, sorry for the mix up Officer. I'm just on my way to a Fancy dress party.

So, a trainer has just reported that their Shiny Bagon was stolen from them, and you have a Shiny Bagon in your party. Care to explain?

 

[Adam Levine]

What a coincidence!

Is that AZ's Floette...following you?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Oh no, thats MY Floette dressed like AZ's. She really looks up to it, you see?

Is that TWO of the same badge in your hands sir?

 

[Adam Levine]

Tate and Liza count as two, right?

What is that? Are those ten Master Balls?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Nah, those are props for the play tonight. They do look good, don't they?

What's this? Is your Pokémon holding four items at once?

 

[Adam Levine]

It's a Machamp. He's giving items to my other Pokémon.

Are you sure that's just a PokéDoll? Not a real Clefairy?

 

[Adam Levine]

This Litten is lit. It accidentally spat a hairball and stepped on it, and because its skin is flammable...you get the idea.

Mind explaining why this Spoink stopped bouncing?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Because Helix stopped it, and Lord Peeko and I are trying to hunt Helix down!

Answer me now! Were you just praising Helix! Lord Peeko is right here

 

[Adam Levine]

But... Lord Helix was first!

Hey! Why is your Rapidash not flaming? (If you say it's a normal horse with a horn you're dead to me)