Oh officer, I can explain.

[PokeHunterBlack]

Actually, Lord Peeko brought me from another dimension, and this is a Unicorn.

Why are you wearing the Team Dome uniform! Do you plan to start a war?!

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

Even i'm invited in the fancy dress competition..
Why are you dancing on your Mamoswine and blocking the path for vehicles?

 

[Adam Levine]

They're e-cigarettes. Safe.

Are you handing a gun to Youngster Joey?!

 

[Adam Levine]

Officer? I think I should be arresting you!

Are giving your Pokémon DRUGS?

 

[Adam Levine]

What? No! (slowly grabs a Poké Ball)

Hey! Are you trying to dress up in a Jynx costume? Why?

 

[PageEmp]

I am going to a dress up party held by a magician. He also states we must dress up specifically as an ice mon.

You caught 2 mons in a single area in a nuzrun? And neither of them were shiny? How do you explain that?

 

[Adam Levine]

You're not allowed to do that?

Is your Charmander's tail not on fire?

 

[Lucario]

It's a life size plush toy.

How do you have 3 BIKES?

 

[Adam Levine]

Th-These are for my kids, officer!

Why are you sitting on a Diglett?

 

[L'Belle]

Because... there aren't any benches around!

Why are you punching your Sneasel?

 

[Adam Levine]

I don't punch Sneasel. I punch Buizel! (happily smacks a Buizel dummy)

Did you try to breed an Arceus and a Ditto?

 

[PageEmp]

Not exactly. This is a Ditto who transformed into Arceus. Go figure.

Why are you giving drugs to your Weedle? Why?

 

[Adam Levine]

Hello? Weedle? Eh?

How did your Mamoswine end up crashing a skyscraper from the top floor???

 

[Tsutarja]

Well, Mamoswine was on the roof of the building next door, and there were berries on it, so it did a jumping Body Slam!

Wait, how did your Never-Melt Ice just melt?!

 

[PageEmp]

It was normal ice. I just carved it into a never melt ice because Wynaut?

Why is your Absol acting pervy? :0

 

[Adam Levine]

My Absol's just like any man there is.

Explain to me WHY YOUR ZUBAT HAS NO WINGS.

 

[PageEmp]

It's afraid of heights.

Wait, you made a Tauros and Voltorb breed and you succeeded.... how?

 

[LilyGardy]

Um...well the Day Care Man did say he was surprised.

Hold it right there why do you have a team of Perfect IV Lilligants. Have you been cloning?

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

No these are just lucky hatch's! WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE THAT THEY ARE CLONES!

Why did your Pikachu change shape and grow stronger? Without a thunderstone, have you been Genetically Modifying it's DNA?

 

[ShyRayq]

No sir, my Pikachu actually just had a haircut. And has been going to the 'gym'

Wait a minute, is that a Hydreigon, at Lvl 5?