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Oh officer, I can explain.

Officer I can explain! I was holding a wierd device, then I just chanted 94000130 FDFF000094000130 FDFF0000B2101D40 00000000D9000000 00111D10C0000000 0000000CDC000000 00000004D6000000 000233E8D1000000 00000000C0000000 0000000AD6000000 000233E8D2000000 0000000094000130 FEFF0000B2101D40 00000000D9000000 00111D10C0000000 0000000CD6000000 000233E8DC000000 00000004D2000000 0000000094000130 FFFB0000B2101D40 00000000DA000000 00111D10D4000000 00002400D3000000 00000000D7000000 0207404CD2000000 00000000, then when I went in the wild I saw an Arceus, so I did it 5 more times! Totally Innocent!

Hold It! We checked your Daycare history and we found out you got 8921345123588910234321 eggs from a Wailord and a Skitty... can you explain?
 
Oh... You mean THAT Mega Gallade ? Who has been following me everywhere around Galar as I am on a trip ? That Mega Gallade who has been offering me flowers twice every day since I entered this region ? That Mega Gallade to which I have told and repeated hundreds of times that I am NOT looking for a partner ?
Proceed with him as you please!

Hold it right there! Where did you get these 999 Max Repels ?
 
I went to every Pokemart in every region! I really hate Pokemon, but I love travelling! -May be like before she adventured with ash and the others.

Hold it! Why are you wearing an orange getup! You look like a Flare Grunt! I hope Lysandre isn't still alive...
 
Officer I can explain, this is a Boltund with a lot of fur! We're on our way to the groomer.


Hold It! It's Generation 8, where did you get that Berserk Gene item... that was removed in GENERATION 3!
 
*pulls out a vinyl record* Wait, the Berserk Gene is a held item? Now I know where the Galarian grindcore band got its name from! Officer, you should listen to them, they're amazing!

Halt! Your Elekid looks like a little bit too red, and its plugs look more like a radiator. That's not an Elekid X from the Xenoverse, is it?
 
Officer, My Father was a Electivire X, and my Mother was a regular Electabuzz, I am ashamed of it but yes I do have X in my blood, but not enough to be a fire-electric type like my hellish father.



HOLD IT! How did you get that Cetitan? Scarlet and Violet havn't been released!
 
Wyrdeer called in sick, so Arcanine is filling in as the substitute ride Pokemon this week. He doesn't mind putting sime fake antler on his head and painting his fur white to look the part more.

*Blows whistle* Where did you get those copies of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet you're selling? The game hasn't been released yet. This looks illegal!
 
Time travel isn't a crime in this century! I also offer the Galar remakes for only $599, only twice the unadjusted-for-inflation market price in my own time!

*Blows whistle* Human, what are you doing in a Mystery Dungeon? You're not a Pokemon!
 
Don't worry! He had to take a call from the dance institute he's applying for, so he left me in charge for a little bit. There he comes - and he's looking pretty damn satisfied! Looks like he's finally going to achieve his dream!

Hold on! You're carrying a cluster of orange-spotted Pokémon eggs, rather than green-spotted ones. Those wouldn't happen to be Bad Eggs, would they?
 
Halloween's coming up, and this is its costume. Litten is going trick-or-treating as Sprigatito!

Wait... why do you keep running back and forth with six Zigzagoon following you?
 
I am just using Apriblender to feed him some delicious Aprijuice!

Hey, what are you doing peeping into Erika's gym like that for?!?!?!?! 😧
 
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